I N T P

A blog of an INTP who psychoanalyses everything He/Him -Ace- -5w6- -Hufflepuff- -Field of study: Science~

[neuro-locked]

Me: *sees a opinion different to mine*

ENTP inside me: *pushes dominant INTP traits away* BITCH PULL OUT GOOGLE WE BOUT TO DRAG A BITCH

[intplady]

When Ne Can’t Take It

You know how it is when you INTPs out there are innocently using your Ne and looking intellectually superior to everyone around you without actually trying all that hard, and then, people start asking you questions.

Hard questions. 

That your Ti needs some time to digest and work on.

And because you’ve just impressed everyone with your intelligence, they kind of jump on you when you can’t answer right away. Oh, boy, you think. Here it goes. And you get that sort of sinking feeling, because you really don’t know, and you weren’t really trying to show off. You were just trying to figure things out.

So, why does the figuring things out of the INTP look like they’re expressing hard and fast opinions?

It’s just possible that this confusing of our Ne is actually a really good thing. Because around this time I often get really discombobulated in a physical way. I might get a headache and even be unable to speak for a moment. Not sure if every INTP is so physically affected by a Ne malfunction, but I’m sure some of you can relate. 

And when my Ne can’t take it, it’s actually a good time for me to pause my Ne use and think about the conversation. It gives my Ti a chance to actually make sense of what’s going on around me. Because, after all, my Ne is only an auxiliary function, not my dominant function. And even if I use it a lot, it really isn’t as strong as my Ti, and it does need breaks. So, a bit of shutting it down for a while is pretty nice.

Even if it takes everyone thinking I’m an idiot for that to happen.

[neuro-locked]

INTP: For all intents and purposes, I am dead to the outside world.

ISTJ: You sound like Wednesday Addams.

INTP: I take that as a compliment.

[istj-hedonist]

Neon Aesthetic - 4w5

[neuro-locked]

I remember someone once said that ISTPs don't mess with people

Sister (ISTP): I bought so many girl scout cookies from my coworker

ISTP: so many thin mints

Me (ISTJ): mail me some?

ISTP: oh man it looks like they were reformulated and now may contain traces of peanuts [to which I, ISTJ, am very allergic]

ISTJ: WHAT. NO.

ISTJ, like a day later: OK do thin mints now contain peanuts for real?

ISTP: no I made it up because I just don't want to ever have to share them

[chalupacabras]

MBTI + How you died

INFP: You’re learning to astral project via meditation and focus but unfortunately your mind wanders so you end up “reverse astral projecting” where your ghost stays put but your body gets teleported somewhere else and now you can’t find it

ISTJ: Peacefully, in your sleep, at the ripe old age of 27. Shouldn’t have stressed yourself out so much with all that extra work you took on. Post-mortem exam shows you’re biologically 83

ESFP: You know how monster trucks can do all those jumps and tricks and the driver is still fine? Well, it isn’t the same with your 2005 Honda sedan and you’re definitely not fine

ENFP: You weren’t feeling anything after the first pot brownie, or the second, or the sixth, but after the whole pan, you didn’t die so much as you were reverse-born, absorbed back into your mother’s womb but instead of in a hospital room you were in a blade of grass and instead of a doctor it was the devil and he was stuffing you back into your mother like how one might stuff a turkey

INFJ: You wake up in some cave with a pounding headache and you can’t remember shit for the last 3 days and this must be the worst weekend ever because now people are talking about how you “resurrected” and it’s “God’s will”

ENFJ: You don’t die, you just quietly disappear until you’re needed again, like a guardian angel. or the microsoft word paperclip

ESTP: You made your pool 1 foot deeper so that you could jump in from the top of your garage roof. Too bad you should’ve made your roof 1 foot thicker too because you fell straight through and ate shit

ENTP: You didn’t think anything would ~really~ happen when you read that inscription carved into the 3000 year old sheepskin you dug up from the woods but now you’re possessed. Turns out the demon was a huge nerd bitch just like you so your body is still out there, sleeping until noon and laughing at memes

ESTJ: After working around the clock on the same project for six years, you finally burned yourself out. Your family can still hear you screech as you ran into the woods. You might not even be dead, you might still be out there. wandering

ISFJ: You accidentally got mistaken for a tv celebrity at the gas station, but unfortunately that tv show was “FBI’s Most Wanted” and now you’re a year into your stint on death row and you think it’s too awkward to say anything now

ESFJ: You didn’t tell anyone you got bitten by one of the zombies because you didn’t want to worry anyone but it’s like….. you’re now scooping brain out of the group leader’s head like meat from a coconut so I guess you can say we’re just a tad worried anyway

ENTJ: In a moment of confusion, you accidentally put a hit out on YOURSELF without realizing. Ding-dong, who’s there? It’s a gun

INTJ: How were you supposed to know that the guy you humiliated about his intelligence online ACTUALLY WAS a marine this time

INTP: Based on the fact that you still manage to exist despite that trash ass diet and sunlight deprivation and living inside your own mind means you’re clearly biologically immortal so fuck idk go juggle some knives or something

ISTP: Your plane crashed into smoldering wreckage in a remote mountain range. Oh, you didn’t die though. From the plane crash. You died of kuru after survival instincts drove you to eat the few other survivors in your party.

ISFP: Got eaten on a friggin mountain by ISTP

[coconutsharksinthewaterxxxx-dea]

Fascinating

[yeehawzima]

My observations of Ne Vs Ni humour

Ne-Si: Inside jokes, stupid freaking puns, quick quips, comedic timing is precious, either exaggerated self depreciation or boasting is also common, ranting, in a sense embodies Ne- wacky and fun

Ni- Se: Parody, jokes that don’t seem like jokes, obviously incorrect statements, jokes at the wrong time because it seemed okay when you were planning it, may rely on the underlying meaning of a joke- this is partly why people don’t typically find Ni users to be funny. 

[tobeagenius]

SIXTEEN??? YIKES I didn’t realise it was this bad

[odiomnibusvobis]

Where did you take this test?

[tobeagenius]

Link to take the test: http://www.psychology-tools.com/empathy-quotient

[yo-why-am-i-here]

add your mbti type too!!

istp - 37

[tashidra]

Intj - 27

[yueqqi-main]

INTJ - 32

[ifrainbowsweredark]

INTJ - 11

[neuro-locked]

I’m pretty sure last time i did it it was very little but let me try again INTP - 12

[buzzfeed]

What Is Your Hogwarts House Percentage?

Even the real Sorting Hat isn't this accurate.

[isfjwallflower]

Alright, pals. It was bound to happen.

MBTI, enneagram, whatever ya want, and your results.

ISFJ, p6w5 31% Hufflepuff, 24% Gryffindor, 23% Ravenclaw, 22% Slytherin

[ravenclaw-rawr]

INFJ 5wp6

39% Ravenclaw, 26% Slytherin, 22% Gryffindor, and 13% Hufflepuff

[lsfp]

Entp cp6w5 39% Hufflepuff 28% Griffindor 18% Ravenclaw 15% Slytherin

[dumbti-deactivated20170909]

ESTP (p sure I’ve been mistyped for various reasons) 8w9

37% Gryffindor, 30% Ravenclaw, 20% Hufflepuff, 13% Slytherin

[intjackass-deactivated20170622]

INTJ (though xNFP and ENTJ are not off the table) 4w5

47% Ravenclaw, 25% Gryffindor, 17% Hufflepuff, and 11% Slytherin

I could have sworn I’d be more Slytherin

[mbtiles]

INFJ 5w4

What’s Your Hogwarts House Percentage?

You Are ALL THE THINGS!

So, you’re 29% Slytherin, 27% Ravenclaw, 23% Hufflepuff, and 21% Gryffindor!

…okay.

[neon-lake]

ISFP 6w7

You Are 54% Hufflepuff, 24% Gryffindor, 12% Slytherin, and 10% Ravenclaw!

[my-mbti-clutter]

ISFP 9w1

You Are 38% Hufflepuff, 29% Gryffindor, 28% Ravenclaw, and 5% Slytherin!

[neuro-locked]

INTP 5w6

You Are 40% Ravenclaw, 24% Gryffindor, 18% Hufflepuff, and 18% Slytherin!

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I saw a post that showed MBTI as a classroom, and wondered what would happen if there were only iNtuitives in a classroom together. I made this based off of Tumblr stereotypes, to see what kind of chaos would ensue. Let’s just say, this is why the world needs a lot of sensors… (Also, the small “m” stands for male, and the small “f” stands for female. I did the genders because a classroom that only contains eight people, including the teacher, would be ridiculously small.)

I’ll probably do a classroom full of sensors next. Feel free to send me requests for more pictures of the types doing _____, or something like that. I really enjoyed making this!

Also, don’t forget to give feedback/criticism, so I’ll know what I can do better next time I make something like this!

[entpinteractions-deactivated201]

Here’s the classroom of only MBTI Sensors as promised!

[neuro-locked]

INTP moving into INTJ's dorm

INTJ: *has the windows fully covered and the lights off and it's so dark the only way you can see anything is by the light of a computer monitor*

INTP: Ah sweet place man.

[e-n-tea-p]

Types In a Zombie Apocalypse

ENTP

- unofficial leader everyone loves

- ultimate plan checker; makes sure that they covered every possibility

- argues with ENTJ and ESTJ a lot, but always ends up winning arguments

ENTJ

- comes up with plans to defeat zombies

- assigns roles to everybody (which no one follows)

- rations the food and essential items

INTP

- invents weapons and technology

- database of info on zombies

- awake at 1:00 AM not because of zombies but because they want to make another zombie meme

INTJ

- weapons analyst

- keeps everyone on track

- can defeat zombie on their own

ESTP

- helps build weapons

- accidentally got separated but found their way back

- fights zombies front line, not scared at all

ESTJ

- supervisor, keeps everyone in line

- organizes everyone when time to fight

- always angry at ENTP for arguing

ISTP

- official weapons manufacturer

- can troubleshoot and fix weapons and armor

- builds shelter for everyone

ISTJ

- the ultimate soldier

- literally the only person who follows the rules

- can recall important information about the zombies

ENFP

- can think like a zombie

- comes up with every possibility of how a zombie could attack the camp

- helps cook food so everyone doesn’t get bored of the same old granola bars

ENFJ

- the ultimate comforter

- makes sure everyone is happy

- can address the whole group and deliver instructions so that everyone doesn’t freak out

INFP

- scared of the zombies

- the baby of the group, everyone loves them

- everyone shares their food with them

INFJ

- tries to correct ESTJ and ENTJ, but gets pushed aside

- makes ENTP do the arguing for them

- understands zombies motivations in a whole

ESFP

- the entertainer

- tells jokes

- no one is ever bored with them along

ESFJ

- takes everything ESTJ says literally

- finds gossip somehow

- helps ENFP cook

ISFP

- also scared of the zombies

- documents all the zombie encounters by drawing them

- good at fighting the zombies, but sometimes feels bad for them

ISFJ

- will sacrifice themselves for others

- makes sure everyone is happy

- remembers which methods worked against the zombies before

[another-mbti-blog]

The ‘’people are surprised when it’s discover that they have feelings’’ squad

INTJ, ENTJ, ESTJ, ISTJ, ISTP, INTP

[saintvader]

mbti moodboards

➥ INFP (the healer)

[INFPs] are introspective, cooperative, informative, and attentive. Their tranquil and reserved exterior masks a passionate inner life. Healers care deeply about causes that interest them, and they often pursue those causes with selfless devotion. They are highly compassionate and empathetic to the needs of others, seeking to bring peace, health, and integrity to their companions and to society at large. They want to heal the problems that trouble individuals and correct the conflicts that divide social groups.

[They] tend to be private individuals who have a strong sense of right and wrong and an idealistic worldview. They are deeply committed to things that are positive or good and may be inspired to make extraordinary sacrifices in attempts to achieve their ideals. (x)

[saintvader]

mbti moodboards

➥ ENFP (the champion)

[ENFPs] are introspective, cooperative, informative, and expressive. Champions have a strong desire to make their thoughts known to the world. When Champions speak or write, they are often hoping to use their convictions to motivate others to participate in advocacy or they hope to reveal a hidden truth about the human experience. [They] are greatly concerned with ethics and justice and have a strong desire to speak about current issues and events. They are the most inspiring and animated of the role variants.

Champions are warm, energetic, spontaneous, positive, exuberant and dramatic. Other individuals usually find these personality qualities to be attractive and often want to be in their company. They usually have good people skills and get along well with their colleagues. (x)

[saintvader]

mbti moodboards

➥ ENFJ (the teacher)

[ENFJs] are introspective, cooperative, directive, and expressive. They tend to look for the best and to expect it from those around them. [ENFJs] communicate a belief that everyone has the potential to succeed, and Teachers often seek to help others express this inner potential. In doing so, they may motivate others to meet the Teacher’s positive expectations.  They tend to be organized and like to have things settled. They usually plan their work hours and social engagements in advance and can be trusted to honor their commitments.

They generally have a clear understanding what is going on inside themselves, and their intuition gives them insight into the feelings of others. However, they tend to be less skilled at logical decision-making, and may do well to seek the advice of a Thinking type. Teachers often mirror the beliefs, characteristics, and emotions of those they interact with to generate rapport. This helps them develop a sense of connection with the joys and problems of others. (x)