epic idea i thought of: parody game where its the logos at the start but it just keeps adding on more logos for tech that isn't even used in the game
Unreal Engine (does not run on Unreal)
Unity splash screen (does not run on Unity)
We paid twice as much so you could see IBM again
"Here's what the oil in your car engine looks like" and its the guy holding the little stick
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Powered by AWS Lambda it costs $4 a second to play this game
Update: i just heard we optimized it for DirectX 10 ain't that crazy
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adjust your screen so you can see the logo (there is no logo)
THX Deep Note full volume no you can't change the volume yes you have to watch it the whole way through
you remember the ouya? wasn't that fucked up
We just found out NVIDIA dropped us we're powered by Havok now
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Hideo Kojima is calling me
He said we need to add feet to this game
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Allocating a 512 gigabyte sparse file we are never gonna touch again
This game supports Kinect and it waits 56 seconds for a Kinect it will never see
Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
Soundtrack by Jonny Greenwood obviously
Don't fucking test me, you hear?
Support for Stadia controller
Ok we finished changing the oil in your car. Also i accidentally dropped the cap into the oil tank so we had to disassemble the entire engine and reassemble it again and also we straight-piped your catalytic convertor. That will be $15,000
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