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nicolas haeni, bunnies at the office, 2022

Hello little bunny what are you doing on the copier even!

imagine getting first chair in the band in whiplash and being like fuckkk now i have to sit near the drummer who’s always sweating and spitting and crying and bleeding everywhere

hfourxor

Hi, my name is James Webbony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Space Telescope and I am a telescope in space (that's how I got my name) and I have a five-layer aluminum-coated Kapton sunshield protecting my instruments and gold-coated hexagonal primary mirror segments like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Lady Gaga (AN: if you don't know who she is, get the hell out of here!). I'm not related to the Hubble Space Telescope, but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm an infrared telescope but I am much larger than Spitzer. I have 18 primary mirror segments. I also study exoplanets, and I go to a telescope school in L2 where I'm in orbit (I was launched in 2021). I can see distant galaxies (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly gold. I love space, and I take all my photos there. For example, today I was taking a photo of the Cartwheel Galaxy, which is about 500 million light years away. I was using my NIRcam, NIRspec, MIRI, and FGS-NIRISS. I was walking outside L2. It was around 1 million miles away from Earth and there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I unfolded my primary mirrors at them.

queer-as-city-folk

If the train charges me extra to head to the airport, that's kinda evil

queer-as-city-folk

Paddington to Heathrow

Paddington to Hayes and Harlington, one station earlier

queer-as-city-folk

I am still upset about this, why does the Elizabeth Line cost 4 times as much if you go to the airport

cthulum

It's the same in Paris :( taking the B line from one end of the region to another? Fine, you can just go. Making one more stop to get to the airport? That'll be 14€. Ugh.

306saint

trash tarot deck (22/78)

frankenmouse

@gallusrostromegalus !!!

demiboydemon

For speed runners, this is canon.

dinosaurnews

Sorry, PETA, I would 100% eat a T-Rex.

hellohowyme

T.Rex would absolutely eat a chicken

domina-honoribila

A chicken would eat a T Rex, if it could get away with it.

take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool

Me, a chicken and a trex deciding whos gonna eat who

kyraneko

This feels like if Rock Paper Scissors came with an Uno Reverse card.

the-haiku-bot

This feels like if Rock

Paper Scissors came with an

Uno Reverse card.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

eebie

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

contemptible-scoundrel

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

contemptible-scoundrel

tgirl-thucydides

oysters-aint-for-me

thecottageinthedark

petermorwood

You have to listen to the basic melody a while before you start to improvise.

liirker-at-thresholds

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

canmom

this is so funny. it even has a wikipedia page. who'd have thought that nearly 20 years on, project chanology and urbex/infiltration would combine as a speedrun meme?

anyway apropos of nothing, let me mention Deviant Ollam's many videos and hacker conference talks about penetration testing. a whole lot of physical security systems are completely trivial to bypass, though social engineering is harder when you're a group of bloc'd up kids trying to make a speedrun video