Washed Up

[ladyshinga]

obsessed w/him actually

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[spudislander]

Visit Original Link

Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

[oldzoearchive]

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.

[johncrocker]

i found the video

source

[snarkymcbarky]

Are you shitting me?

[puketween]

this is what i like to see

[nnbvcffggfsssxxvjkiiytfdvvjj]

old memes die hard

[officialcrow]

ok but she gettin it

[thebestoftumbling]

[lookatthisfuckingoppressor-blog]

Well, you know…shit.

[dflkj290384hjeamfd901]

why would you pay someone for 26-51 weeks for doing nothing

[lookatthisfuckingoppressor-blog]

you have a very, very odd definition of “doing nothing”.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

On a scale from zero to American society, how much do you hate women and children

[johnbeyonder]

[thesilverwolf7]

I never want any context for this ever

[if-the-moon-turns-green]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[flyfella]

At the pharmacy

Me: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants. Me: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath Pharmacist: thank you

[shadyuck]

I love how this post implies that the pharmacist is just used to you by now

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[blancosmom]

[travitrav]

Yoooooo!!! 👀👀👀

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

I never knew I needed something so badly until this

[oxfordsandafros]

[totheonedegree]

Yes yes

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

WORD

[babishment]

your fave is problematic: madison

• is my friend • is amazing • DROVE ME HERE

[universal-invariants]

“this is Anastasia aND SHE DROVE ME HERE”

[thatsthat24]

The Strange World of Allergy Commercials 👃

[fanonical]

ah yes, hedwig, and her sisters, shoulderswig, kneeswig, and toeswig

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[bedbish]

“I know its hard”

[poisonwifey]

“stop crying”

[chrispbaconjr]

“Im glad so many people could come”

[dutchster]

“i’m sorry, were you close?”

[darrenandchrisnews]

Darren Criss as Andrew Cunanan in The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story Descent

[icanhasdarrencriss]

UGJ

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