I Can't Do The One-Two Step

Emily. 30s. Loser. I like stuff.

[mollybeenoel]

[softundermoonlight]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wearepaladin]

[windsroad]

Just finished a cross stitch of this!

[found-in-retro-game-mags]

Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)

[lazylittledragon]

oops all occtis!! + bonus soldiers bc i'm sad we didn't get outfits for them

[treasures-and-beauty]

Hand-Embroidered Halloween Jacket – Beaded Skull & Pumpkin Blazer by Magnate Western Studio

[aeli-tan-art]

Zac Oyama, the man that you are 😂

[harpieisthecarpie]

i need all my non dropout mutuals to know what this is fanart of:

(beautiful work op, chefs kiss [each other])

[the-haiku-bot]

i need all my non

dropout mutuals to know what

this is fanart of:

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mvgnvsvntimvjoris]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me

[disinheritoad]

The full set!!!

then everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount

[kunou78]

You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.

It even came with happy modem noises.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They weren't happy noises.

[mistakenot4892]

They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The box would scream

[important-animal-images]

[themakeupbrush]

Iris van Herpen Fall 2025 Couture

“The opening ‘Living Look’ is a first-of-its-kind vision - Inhabited by 125 million bioluminescent algae that emit light in response to movement. Created in collaboration with biodesigner Chris Bellamy @/bio.crafted, it is a living system cultivated in seawater and encapsulated in a specialized nutrient gel. A translucent protective coating allows light and air to pass through.

Rather than constructed, the dress is nurtured. Its circadian rhythm and environment are carefully tuned to its marine origin, transforming fashion into an act of care.”

[legsweat]

something something cats and dogs

[beholdingslut]

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

[beholdingslut]

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

[caracalliope]

his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene

Instagram poets could never!

[lobautumny]

For those who want it, here is the entire list:

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

[babeluda]

This guy reads like 'was made to write Fragantica comments but unfortunately does not enjoy perfume'. He found another niche, good for him

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]