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@icarus-incorrect-quotes
Charlie: grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for excruciatingly long hours on end to produce a grilled cheese
Grizzly: relaxedly putting some simple ingredients in the frying pan and pulling out a greatsword for a nice summer day
Mumbo: Please note, Architechs do not condone violence. Or at least, not murder. Iskall: And usually not violence. Grian: Architechs condone sending a message!
William: one time i played truth or dare at a party and someone dared me to go home
Ashe: i dont think ive been to a party since like 3rd grade
Vyncent: i got blackout drunk once at a festival and when i woke up i was in some old building and someone gently placed a rat on my head before leaving
Dakota: im gonna throw a party tonight i think
Pearl: We can cook this soup at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Gem: No, that's not how you make soup.
Impulse: FLOOR IT!!
Pearl: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?
Gem: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Pearl: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE SOUP!
Impulse: DO IT!
Gem: NO-
Cronus: the vworst thing abt gay peers my age is that i cant tell vwho im allowved to say faggot around and vwho vwill go on tiktok and make a wvideo about me saying faggot around them
Kankri: A trigger warning tag w9uld sure 6e appreciated
Cronus: my bad TVW: tiktok
Charlie: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Schlatt:
Charlie: Vroom vroom, come out already.
moca: *stabbing air between yukina and ran with a butter knife*
ran: what the hell are you doing?
moca: trying to cut the tension between you two
lisa: isn’t working, i still feel awkward
Roxy: i jst feel like evryone wants 2 rite mpreg nd no 1 wants to consider that just bcause a man can get pregnant doesn't mean he will
Roxy: nobody considers the implicit pro-life mssgng of mpreg
Kanaya, nodding sagely: We Need More Mpreg Abortion Stories
Roxy: i am very passionate about STEM (Soup To Eat Mmmmmmm)
Rolan: no no you misheard me. i said “cicadan” rhythm. i burrow underground to sleep for 12 years and when i wake up i scream.
William: gaming terms are weird. oh youre carrying me? whats next gonna hold me gently? cradle my head in your hands? youre gonna kiss me? is that our strategy
Ashe: oh yeah of course. thats the pro strat
William: poggers
Ashe: why does my dad call you waterboy
Tide: …How about we stop talking for a while.
Kankri: t99 cringe f9r new y9rk, t99 6ased f9r LA, just en9ugh 9f a hater f9r 69st9n massachusetts
Dakota: But Williammmmm, I'm tired
William: Come on Dakota, it'll be fun! Don't you want to go undercover?
Dakota: YEAH, under cover of BLANKETS. So I can take a NAP.
Roxy: mission status report: all systems are in the green. because of the cubes, which are green
Roxy: we are, in fact, in immense danger. because of the cubes
Roxy: which are green
Rose: I'm micro-dosing on reanimating corpses by going to Build-a-Bear.
Equius: D--> grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for e%crucitatingly long hours on end to produce a grilled cheese
Aradia: relaxedly putting s0me simple ingredients in the frying pan and pulling 0ut a greatsw0rd f0r a nice summer day
