Amusement.

"I constantly disappear and reappear, it's a thing I do, sub-atomically. It's happened several times in this conversation already, but it happens so fast that you couldn't perceive it."

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

if u cut off my dick two more will grow in its place

[bardbreakfast]

Promise?

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

this is the strangest and most thought provoking response I’ve ever received on a post

[micro-bi-ologist]

your hands, i want to hold them.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

Your lips, I want to kiss them.

[closetedsuggestions-moved]

Your dreams, I want to hear them.

[thebeatlebird]

[icarusincoming]

Me: *pouring fabric softener*

Brain: drink

Me: ??? no???

Brain: smell nice. drink

[clarithmoved]

I been thinking about this video all day

[galbert-deactivated20190127]

The song exists in the same timeline as “Cooking by the Book’ Ft. Lil Jon

[novelty-spark-deactivated201812]

YES

[buttchuggthis40wme]

Please do not declaw your clowns

Clowns need their retractable claws to hunt and climb. Removing them is not only costly but can seriously hurt your clown both physically and emotionally

[pomeranian2]

[grymmoires]

[officialunitedstates]

you: gonna wear sunglasses or watch the eclipse on tv

me: gonna stare right at the thing through my telescope, not even blink, for the full 8 minutes

[kingrudegyalchina]

Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .

#luckymoney

[lamourdemoi-deactivated20220112]

And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

[kingrudegyalchina]

Amen

[lumull]

guys this works,, i suddenly got £20 in my bank account out of nowhere?? im so happy i can afford to buy lunch every day this week now omg

[guyver]

Ok BUT, i reblogged this before I went to work today l- my check was 30$ more than I expected AND I got 40$ from a friend. So. I mean???

[breelandwalker]

-all the prayer to the money post gods-

[breelandwalker]

Y’ALL I SHIT YOU NOT WE GOT A WEDDING GIFT CHECK FOR $2000 TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING WORKS.

[raleighcarreras]

Please bless me

[kouha]

My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves Me, trembling: what

[beatrix-bunny]

I love clown shitposting as much as the next person, but for once my weirdly specific college education of mimes has a chance to shine because the opposite is actually true. Modern western clowning is directly descendant from ancient greek pantomime. Clowns are actually the watered down, domesticated funny makers to the raw stylings of mimes. …Man, I’d even make fun of myself for adding this comment on.

[aviculor]

You look at a mime and tell me that doesn’t have the raw, untamed energy of a wolf. The clown is the tamed household one, colorful and designed to warm hearts and bring chuckles and entertain. But a mime…..that is something savage and unbridled from the wilderness. You ask a mime to make you laugh and it will go for the jugular. Not to say a clown is unable to go feral, just the opposite. It’s just that approaching a mime in its natural habitat without due respect, expecting it to be the same creature as your auntie’s pedigree purebred Bozo, will be the last mistake you ever make.

[elimgarakofficial]

@machi-tobaye

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[birdyke-deactivated20191122]

[catsuggest]

im drink all sink water and humaine canot stop cat ok

[catsuggest]

thumbes have no power here

[dailyfrogs]

reblog this post if u, too, like frog.

[catsuggest]

a good frend

[toshio]

this is the money bear. reblog to keep your 2017 filled with great wealth and fortune

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

I block people who have the same icon as me

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

update: attempted to block myself

[starry-river-serval]