Humor Blog

Hi! My name is Ian. Here you’ll find Pokémon, Yugioh, anime, science, animals, and more. I hope I can make you smile!

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[cipheramnesia]

But if we teach children at home for a year they might realize they aren’t required to adhere to a rigid authoritarian structure of learning!

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[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

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[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

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pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

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People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

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meant eve

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[nudne]

being poor is literally just like *buys a book and feels guilty about it* *goes to see a movie and feels guilty about it* *buys some food and feels guilty about it* *buys a piece of clothing and feels guilty about it*

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

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guy at home depot: and the dry wall compound takes a while to dry but it should work just fine honestly

me : i need you

[lor3n6394]

As someone who works at a hardware store, employees are paid min wage and given little to no training about chemicals that could easily kill you if used improperly. Always double check anything a sales associate is trying to tell you because half the time they’ll only fake what they’re saying to get the customer out of their way quick and painlessly to avoid making themselves look bad. Ask questions if you want but it pays to research what you’re doing on your own terms.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i just want to have sex with him

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[curlyfreaksword]

To all the people who believe property is more important than 600 hundred years of slavery and oppression of Black people.  

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[yougottabeniceforwhat]

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remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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remember when you could say “you shouldn’t let your children catch fatal, preventable diseases” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

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[vijara]

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

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And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday

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RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested

[daddysbabyboi]

RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner

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