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Shout out to everyone who’s ever written a Spencer Reid/Remy LeBeau fanfic. I love you. You’re doing amazing. Yes I have read your fic on ao3. If I haven’t left kudos on it yet, I will eventually.

#spencer reid #remy lebeau #crossover #I love niche ships #I love these two in particular #spencerremy #spencer x remy #criminal minds #x men #criminal minds x x men #crossover ship

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

foeofcolor

Only day you can rb this

foeofcolor

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

There’s something so uniquely terrifying about memory issues. I feel like my self is slipping away from me.

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.

It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.

ace-disgrace-on-the-case

Hey, reblog this version instead, please!

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

spacephobos

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

batrachised

#i love them both #frank langdon #trinity santos #the pitt

wesandresons

are you ready to die white boy

icebabey

#the pitt #the pitt season 2 #victoria javadi #dr javadi

dathen

Still obsessed with Arthur Conan Doyle’s letter to Bram Stoker gushing about how wonderful a book Dracula is, but particularly how it makes such a good template for leaving fic comments, so I’m gonna to a BREAKDOWN:

Just say you loved reading it - “I am sure that you will not think it an impertinence if I write to tell you how very much I have enjoyed reading Dracula.”

Comment on a detail of the craft or structure that impressed you - “It is really wonderful how with so much exciting interest over so long a book there is never an anticlimax.“

Comment on how it emotionally affected you - “It holds you from the very start and grows more and more engrossing until it is quite painfully vivid.”

SHARE YOUR BLORBO FEELINGS - “The old Professor is most excellent and so are the two girls.”

Show appreciation for them as an author - “I congratulate you with all my heart for having written so fine a book.”

Next time you don’t know what to say on a fic you enjoyed, just use the ACD method~

prguitarman

Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.

I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈‍⬛✨

fanfic-obsessed

This is an odd thought that I had. Canonically the Jedi are able to tell the clones apart easily with the Force. Let's take it a step further. Because of the extra senses given by the Force, the Clones really don’t even look the same to the Jedi. (Sort of like that online test that goes around about how many color shades you can see, where some people can see four shades easily but others see one block of color.) They never quite forget that their troops are clones but whenever someone talks about them looking the same, or like Jango Fett, all the Jedi just laugh awkwardly or are really confused (There is some “are they talking about the helmets? I mean the men paint the helmets, but maybe the visor looks the same?”).

I just want wholesome shenanigans where various nat borns interact with the Jedi and the clones. With lots of side eye while the Jedi try fruitlessly to figure out why “they keep saying that Cody looks like Jango Fett, what?” or “How are they confusing Fives with Echo?”

commanderfoxdeservesbetter-deac

Anakin goes to describe Rex in very specific detail except how he does leaves everyone (except the Jedi) confused because that’s not what Rex looks like

Obi-Wan: makes sense

Palpatine: I have no clue who you’re talking about

mis-mcgifsten

This reminds me of a Terry Prachet scene with a werewolf character trying to describe people in scents but human language lacks the vocabulary to translate the concepts. Anakin saying stuff like "Rex is so prilltz" , and "Echo is very schnorf when he's just come on duty" and those are terms for how their personality feels or how their aura glistens in a jedi's perception.

fanfic-obsessed

So first, ^ this exactly. Also all of the reblogs are amazing. Consider The Jedi trying to translate what they feel in the Force into Basic, like they have words in Dai Bendu for all of it but trying to describe something in Dai Bendu to a Force null is such a headache. So they say things like "He feels like the smell of precisely 1/25th of a rotten apple mixed with the color that goes with the taste of transparasteel" and all the Force Users in the room go "Oh, that asshole" while the poor LEO is trying to figure out how to input that into his database. The Coruscant Guard finally had to redesign their database for shit like that, then have Quinlan Vos come through hand help them fill it out and each and every one of them is violently angry when their ability to catch killers shot up 200%. Incidentally, and by complete accident, they found out that if a Jedi tells them someone has "the color that goes with the taste of transparasteel" in their description, the person has probably deceived someone in the past 48 hrs and no one can tell them why.

Second this opens up some many opportunities for hilarity with Jedi that go under cover. Like there has to be extra classes and all the Jedi that go undercover has to retake like every 4 months because they start to think that all they have to do is put in colored contacts, or forget the need for disguises entirely in favor of trying to change their Force signature and maybe their voice.

Third, Think about how funny it would be even the Sith did this. Like they don't even realize it but Palpatine, Dooku, Ventress, Maul they can all tell the clones apart and do it without trying. Without realizing they are doing it. Consider Palpatine being in a meeting with the Jedi and several members of the Senate and not paying attention and greeting each clone by their number, and this is what starts making the Senator suspicious of him.

Like he is doing everything right, fooling everyone and he is not paying attention and so asks if "CC-1010" is feeling under the weather (it was the only way he would allow himself to gloat and feel the fond memories of torturing the Clone the day before), except there were the same number of guards as always and they had been trying to pass off Thorn as Fox (they knew that the Jedi wouldn't say anything) to give him a break. This is the point that everything unravels, because 'how can the Force Null Chancellor tell the Clones apart, that's a Jedi thing"

coolclassicmusicbookcollector

Star Wars Fix-it/Crack fanfic Idea

We all know the most likely Jedi to adopt his clones would be Plo Koon. However, here’s a thought…

Because the clones are based of Jango Fett, they want a connection to the Mandalorian ways. When the 212th learn Obi-wan spent years on Mandalore (with the Duchess!) they subtly - unsubtly - ask questions about their heritage and culture. Anakin listens in as well - “Did you and Satine every talk about Marriage traditions?” “Anakin!” Due to the Jedi strong belief in traditions and culture, Obi-wan explains with a smile; pleased with this men.

Everything changes (though he doesn’t realized it at the time) when Obi-wan is explaining the Mandalorian way of adoption to Cody. He decides to demonstrate it right when Anakin walks in. Of course Anakin-Extremely-Emotional-Skywalker takes things too far - “OMG Master!! You’re adopting CODY!” “What?! Anakin n-” “That’s so great! I am gonna tell everyone! Hey Ahsoka, Rex guess what Obi-wan did!!” Next thing Obi-wan knows everyone in the 212th and 501st is referring to his Commander as Commander Cody Kenobi - How did Anakin get it into the records so fast! - and asking him to adopt them as well! Even after he’s explained to everyone no he didn’t adopt Cody because he’s not a Mandalorian Cody’s new name sticks. Although Obi-wan can’t help feel something when he sees his men’s disappointment and oh alright if you want my last name you can have it. After all, it’s not like he is actually adopting them. And that’s how he continues his days till the next meeting with the Jedi and their clone commanders about the war.

Master Windu’s second, Commander Ponds, had simply been doing his job; making sure everyone was accounted for. “Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Captain Rex.” “Here.” “High Jedi General Obi-wan Kenobi and Commander… Kenobi?” beat of silence. If it hadn’t have been for his Jedi training, Obi-wan would have smacked his hand against his forehead - but it was a close thing. Instead he kept his face blank - despite the strong desire to glare at his Padawan for putting him in the position - and stared right back at every Jedi and soldier who’s eyes kept switching from him to Cody as if they were playing ping pong. He calmly explained what happened - and how it was very much Anakin’s fault “Hey!” - and expected that to be it. Until Master Yoda shook his head at him in exasperation and slight fondness.

Turns out Tarre Vizsla had made changes to the Order’s rules that everyone had forgotten because those rules only applied if it involved Mandalorian culture, a culture who very clearly wanted nothing to do with the Jedi. Rules only Yoda knew about because it had been a big deal when he was a youngling. He calmly explain the because of the clones desire to follow the Mandalorian ways and Jango Fett being their template, as well as Obi-wan being a Jedi, it was actually very legal and Obi-wan had indeed adopted Cody. And that’s how Ob-wan learned he accidently adopted the 212th.

(This fact only set in after the meeting. He was too busy watching every single Jedi lung toward Plo Koon who immediately ordered all his men towards his location because now he can legally adopt and no one will stop him.)

bebx

Reblog if you have contributed to the 17 million fanworks posted on Archive of Our Own ♡

hisuianserperior

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

mesmes99

Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.

cressthegreenwitch

demilypyro

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

septembersung

janusfnc14

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

muppetshow2026

not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.