IceCreamKohn

I make videos and stuff.

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[crazy-go-lucky-deactivated20181]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[reveriereversed]

@copperbadge this makes me feel the same way at the ketchup cake you made so enjoy

[copperbadge]

Some of these are perilously close to straight up molecular gastronomy. 

[icecreamkohn]

Met a real cool chick a while back and we hung out a couple times and then I got shunned.. no responses to anything and I just wanna know what I did cause I thought we hit it off.

[tubesock]

View this post on Instagram

[mxxn-kitten-deactivated20180722]

Who is this man

[kingkhufu94]

Hes back lmao

[onlyblackgirl]

Why is the video quality better than films?

[icecreamkohn]

What’s up MTV and welcome to my swing and a miss club!

[finnwolffhard]

[teesadutta]

[boredpanda]

This Cat And Dog Love Travelling Together, And Their Pictures Are Absolutely Epic

[cowboysdontcry]

Jay Adams circa 1970 ~ Early 70s “In contests, Jay was simply the most exciting skater to watch. He never skated the same run the same way twice. His routines were wickedly random yet exceedingly tight and beautiful to watch; he even invented tricks during his runs. I’ve never seen any skater destroy convention and expectation better. Watching him skate was something new every second - he was ‘skate and destroy’ personified.” - Stacy Peralta

[icecreamkohn]

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[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[catboyselsel]

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

[lesbian-trash-possum]

@fake-bird

[thepinkestpug]

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

[lanternlighting]

(x)

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[34511975-deactivated20160912]

[thecomplaintionist]

Mingus Reedus

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

[mooglemain]

[matchboxvingt-deactivated202310]

The holy trinity

[agirlandhisplatypus]

[newhologram]

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

[vulgareconomics]

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

[guavasaur-deactivated20141002]

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

[thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea]

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

[edwardspoonhands]

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

[coldswarkids]

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

[revengeance-deactivated20150809]

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

[novena5]

Waterfall

[revengeance-deactivated20150809]

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

[pi4nobl4ck]

[elidaddyy]

x

[smalltomatokid-blog]

if anyone asks me what my sense of humour is i’m just gonna show them this