did it look cool? like in the movies?

vi | she/her | 22 backup: @crystalbluecas

[icedlavenderlatte]

victorianviolets -> finalgirlkatya. changed url. for the bit.

[icedlavenderlatte]

victorianviolets -> finalgirlkatya -> icedlavenderlatte.

[icedlavenderlatte]

Hudson Williams and Misha Collins

- chronically online

- lowkey a freak

- not gay but def tried it

- ethnically ambiguous

Connor storrie and Jensen ackles

- Texan

- gay

[icedlavenderlatte]

they benched haaland bc he got distracted by jude’s phermones #THEYSILENCEDHIM

[distractionsfromthefood]

[dogpuppy]

[shortcircuit908]

then it's worthless to me

[gothdianxia]

[spn-caps]

[drawballa]

📞😴

[nohoperadio]

Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 20

[lavenderprose]

My most closely guarded and precious to me headcanon about Heated Rivalry in-universe Hollanov RPF is that the VAST majority of the fics are top!Shane. They characterize him as a strong and silent type who eventually melts into a sweet, nervous service top when Ilya's brating and chirping and spreading legs finally convince Shane to let his guard down. Real Shane and Ilya are, of course, not remotely aware of this because I cannot TELL you how niche RPF as a community is and how completely off the radar the cloisters of stan Twitter would be to a couple of professional hockey players from the mid-2010s. However the fandom war caused by the conflicting characterizations of Shane in Hollanov fic versus Shayden fic does result in a middle school teacher in Saskatoon getting doxxed.

[tiktaalic]

i go into jensen ackles’s pen and while i am feeding him his bucket of oats i accidentally saay the words bisexual lesbian and he bolts like a skittish horse and runs into the wall and breaks his leg and sadly we have to send him to LA’s center for humane celebrity euthanization. on the bright side LACHCE has a partnership with an esoteric meat company so you can buy your own very personal jensen ackles glue guaranteed to contain a detectable amount of his dna

[bloodyhandprint]

whenever i get too mad about all of jensen ackles' crimes i just think to myself about how his greatest legacies are omegaverse and destiel. i know that's right

[tiktaalic]

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for Jensen Ackles to go to heaven. - Confucius

[tiktaalic]

You do have to laugh. The only option is to laugh. When actors et al go well destiel you’re making that up this I have divined without any source because im a middle aged man in a homophobic society. One HAS to laugh. About when they go back and actually consult The Text and go. Oh. I was wrong. I assumed incorrectly and never bothered to check prior to this and just passively contributed to the monolith of smirking and eye rolling about destiel. Let’s all. Laugh.

[tiktaalic]

+ extra funny that like. We’re gonna tabulate some data real quick.

rob n rich WITHOUT show knowledge: anti destiel

rob n rich WITH show knowledge: destiel

this is because they are relatively normal about gay people and given source material they can parse it.

misha collins WITH show knowledge: destiel.

I wouldn’t describe him as normal about gay people but definitely cognizant of gay people existing in this world and also pretty informed on what makes it to source material in terms of castiel and destiel. Source he has film it as castiel.

jensen ackles WITH show knowledge: anti destiel.

this is because he Isn’t normal about gay people. And crucially. Crucially. This is not because he sees an absence of destiel. It’s because he’s seen it (presence) and does not enjoy it. Kind of crazy the amount of times he’s been given scripts in progress and taste tested them and gone hmmmm could use a little less destiel if im honest. Can you take out the destiel I don’t like the destiel. And we know this. For #facts. That there are multiple truths which are 1) he played into it on purpose 2) he toned it down on purpose 3) years and years steadfastly on record saying. There is no destiel. That’s not destiel. The show doesn’t have destiel in it. 4) being so cognizant of the destiel #intext that he looks at lines and scenes and goes. Okay. How do I take as much destiel out of this as possible. Because it’s there and I don’t want it to be.

[emotionallyits2009]

maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid with "calling jensen ackles a homophobe online" at the very top

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Hey can I ask like what's going on with supernatural. Like you guys keep posting like new stuff is happening but didn't that show end like five years ago

this time we're really gonna solve it

[angel-derangement]

hey, don’t cry. Horse Glue Factory For Washed Up TV Actors, okay?