Home Cooked Art Dump

i am a vile little gremiln who never seems to post art, tread if you dare

[magicratfingers]

my birthday is september

[huffylemon]

[aureatearthrodire]

SPEΛKING FROM EXPERIENCE: IT'S KIND OF BOTH. INHΛLE THROVGH MOVTH, EXHΛLE THROVGH GILLS.

[paesthethyc]

immediately that visual is so cool in my head

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[elvis-official]

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

[tentacion3099]

US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a horse carcass with explosives

[ceausescue]

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

[electriccuckchair]

This post has found its target market

[sushicatz]

Pretty Little Baby

[laxsland]

@zincixo I think you would like to see my friend's puppets :o3

[nattousan]

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

[nattousan]

and now, the birds

Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus

[nattousan]

Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius

[nattousan]

hoo boy, ok *out of breath*

GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!

this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render

[nattousan]

speaking of obnoxious coverts:

bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata

the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it

[nattousan]

Madam....

[neonprotagonist]

one of my players @s8n66 keeps all her notes for the campaign in a notebook full of pictures of ryan gosling she found at a thrift store

[senpaiisoupp]

cone heaaaddd

[fairyblue-alchemist]

one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag

[dragonpyre]

[teradul]

Sometimes a beloved mutual transitions and starts frequenting places you wouldn't go yourself, yk?

[crowboy-bebop]

when your beloved mutual suddenly joins a fandom you have no interest in

[stayinsaxy]

He is a star man~~~✨🎆🎇⭐️✨🌟💫🌌🌠

I got inspired by David Bowie's Starman album cover and song and it felt very Eugene to me.

I also have been trying to develop a more painterly style and slowly went down pipe line of realizing I have free will and can make the shadows purple.

[pill-dickless]

all i see when i look at the new baby striders is Ogalvy 😭

[k1tty-wh1te]

when they mentioned Eugene being alone in the photo booth I had to draw it,, , , my boy,, , ,

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[bioloyg]

There’s something to be said about Caspar getting the second chance he was looking for with David, but in the monkey’s paw/genie wish way where it’s not his David. It’s kind of emblematic of how, when you’re a bad person in some way, you deserve the chance to grow and can even get it, but that doesn’t mean the people you hurt before you grew have to be the ones to give you that second chance. You’ll always have to live with the consequences of your actions — Caspar will always have to live with the fact that his actions caused his son to run away. But… love still finds a way to cross impossible gaps. Maybe not in this universe, but the next.

[gothleif]

effie and zebulon to me

[iceical]

about the cocoa

okay so im relistening to the amelia project, y'know as you do. and i was like ok. I've had enough of wanting cocoa because the interviewer keeps talking about it all the damn time. I'll look up a dupe recipe from le du margot, make it, see what the fuss is about let me fucking tell you, that this shit is the best hot chocolate i have ever had and i fucking burnt it dude. i fucking burnt it and i licked two cups out of my stupid fancy little teacup. my mother who is losing the ability to taste anything COULD TASTE THIS STUPID FRENCH HOT CHOCOLATE. ITS SO EASY TO MAKE, ITS LITERALLY DARK CHOCOLATE, MILK, BROWN SUGAR, A PINCH OF SALT AND YOU WHISK IT. I BURNT IT. IT WAS STILL AMAZING. IM SO UPSET. MAKE THE DAMN HOT CHOCOLATE ILL GET MY RECIPE FROM A RANDOM LADY ONLINE GLAZING FRANCE AND LEAVE IT HERE I JUST NEEDED TO TELL SOMEONE THIS IS SO STUPID WHY CANT BEING PROVEN WRONG TASTE THIS GOOD ALL THE TIME

the recipe i used