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[iceman-kazansky]

𝐈𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧-𝐊𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐤𝐲'𝐬 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜!

➤ Hi! I'm Iceman-Kazansky! I am a relatively small blog with a few followers and some minor works! I write x f!readers for quite a few characters and have a special place in my heart for the 80s!

𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙍𝙪𝙡𝙚𝙨

➤ Be kind to everyone you meet on my blog! I don't want any negativity or derogatory terms used on anyone! Period. If you do, you will immediately be blocked from reading any of my stories. End of story.

➤ I do not write hard smut (p in v, blow jobs, etc). HOWEVER, I am open to much lighter, suggestive pieces. Honestly just request and I will decide if I will write it or not.

➤ I write for x female readers, as it is easier for me.

➤ I do not write: non-con/dub-con, incest, ships, OCs, SMAU's or pregnant readers. I either don't feel comfortable writing them OR I just don't vibe with them.

➤ I hold the right to deny any request. I am writing for my own self indulgence however I do occasionally open requests!! :)

Additional Disclosures:

(1) I have very little written and take very long to write things on my own, so, as the Author, I'm asking you to help me out by sending a request! They motivate me! (applies when Req's are open)

(2) I do take some time to write my requests, so please be patient with me.

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╰─▸ Masterlist

Find all my work here!

Last updated: 02 / 13 / 2026

╰─▸ Requests

Request status: CLOSED

Current number of requests: 8

Last updated: 10 / 26 / 2025

╰─▸ Taglist

Answer the form to be tagged in my works!

Last updated/checked: 02 / 13 / 2026

Other things you should know about my blog:

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I will block you if you don't customize your blog before following me.

About the Author:

➤ Hi! I'm Emily, but you can call me Iceman-Kazansky or Ice, or really whatever you like! I don't mind :)

➤ I'm Canadian!

➤ I write (occasionally) and read fanfiction from an assortment of fandoms. This is my main blog. You can find all my works under my "masterlist" (linked above, btw)

Personal tags you might be interested in! :

➤ #♤ Requests

Where you'll find any of my works that were requested!

➤ #♡Tag Games

Tag games I've participated in by being tagged and tagging someone else.

➤ #♧Ask games

I will reblog and/or create ask lists, where you shoot me an ask and I'll answer according to the question referenced. I LOVE doing these, so please don't be shy!!!

➤ #☆fav reblogs

My all time favourite reblogs, these will not be fics but rather things like gifs, text posts, art, videos, or really any form of media I enjoy.

➤ #.Fav fics

My favourite fics of all time, most of the times they are purely my go-to comfort fics, so they're mostly self-indulgent for me, but also would deserve a spot on any fic recs I decide to do :)

DO NOT REPOST, STEAL, OR TRANSLATE MY WORK ANYWHERE. YOU DO NOT HAVE MY PERMISSION AND I WILL BLOCK YOU AND REPORT ANYONE FOUND DOING SO.

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[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[upamilion]

realistically i dont think i fit in anywhere, but im just trying to enjoy life for what it is

[nikveld]

Redrew 3rd prompt from March of Robots!!

I loved the idea of that art and really wanted to repaint to full big and cool art

[iceman-kazansky]

HAPPY 79TH VE DAY!!

On May 8th 1945, German forces surrendered, bringing an end to the european side of World War Two. Worldwide, celebrations commenced. Today marks the 79th anniversary of Victory in Europe (or VE) day.

[iceman-kazansky]

80th today! Happy VE day!

[iceman-kazansky]

Happy 81st VE day, everyone!

[trackrivals-deactivated20210901]

I always said, Ayrton didn’t want to beat me, he wanted to destroy me.

[iceman-kazansky]

Senna Sempre 💛💚

May you rest in peace, king.

[csikcsek]

played titanfall 2 recently and i did NOT look at a reference for this sketch

[sennajpg-deactivated20240821]

ALAIN PROST and AYRTON SENNA 1988

[omg-imstillatotalmess]

Daryl doing his best to take you on a romantic lil’ date but it's just him taking you out into the woods and teaching you how to shoot his crossbow with varying levels of frustration because you're Not Good. Also you have no idea it's supposed to he a date because he's Not Good at communicating. As far as you know, it's just another Tuesday with Daryl

[theunfortunate-author]

my daily affirmation as an author

[ninjasmudge]

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

[iceman-kazansky]

Hi friend! Could you tell me if you’d write more Kyle Reese? Your Christmas ficlet was so great!

Hi anon! I honestly would, I love the dude and he's criminally underrated for how hot he is.

In future I'll def try pump out some fics for him, but rn I'm busy with life and have barely written a word in the past month or two ☹️

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[thehippievalkilmerlady65]

Val Kilmer

[itslannabby]

ovulating

[rosalietodd013]

So this is something that’s bothered me for years but I never said anything. I can’t stand people who write fanfiction with an original character as the main character but tag as x reader. Like giving your character a name AND physical description is not a reader insert story. I understand the gender specific/neutral tags or intending your character to be a specific race or size but there does come a point where isn’t no longer a reader insert and it’s just a regular OC.

I wanna believe that a lot of people don’t understand the tag but as fanfiction writers I know that’s not the case. A lot of people do it to get more views for their story which is so dumb to me. Either write an actual reader insert or add the proper tags. It’s not that fucking hard.

Also I purposefully tagged reader insert tags I’m into to see if others have this same issue and what they think. I can’t be the only one annoyed but I’m cool either way.