God Wwest Youw Soul

Buy my new book, "The Conquest Of Canned Bread" for %66.67 on the Go Fuck Youself marketplace

[stonerthings]

I expect there to be blunts in rotation at my funeral

[icestarstorm]

@deathbyteacups you would tbh

[puchidol-deactivated20150318]

[kincyr]

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

[icestarstorm]

tfw you're about to get blocked and just. can't really do much about that, nor do you really desire to

*shrug* t'is life for a fuckwad like me

[deepwang27]

[icestarstorm]

@deathbyteacups

[thirdgenderindividual-deactivat]

Every night I smoke Weed to lobotmize myself... and every morning I drink coffee to restore my lobes. Send fucking tweet.

[icestarstorm]

@deathbyteacups this is you

[chunnie249]

I just love centaurs ~ 

[icestarstorm]

@deathbyteacups

[gayfaggot-deactivated20210126]

i finally finished the big quiz i was working on jesus christ

[gayfaggot-deactivated20210126]

where are you in the angelic hierarchy?

it will give you a second quiz link in your answer, which will then give you your full result. there's nine results overall ❤️ please take it this took me hours.

[toastbutteregg]

[thebibliosphere]

Pinnacle achievement of this hellsite is finding out sixp****e has me blocked lmao

[icestarstorm]

...in a similar vein, gothhabiba has me blocked, and i have NO idea why lmfao

maybe it was that one joke i made about the spread of radical feminism on Tumblr that did it

lotta people blocked me for that one

[pancakeke]

cops were getting cyberbullied by furries on twitter so they wrote a pissbaby article about it and then in an act of cowardice disabled replies to hide from the furries who would absolutely continue to cyberbully them for this

https://twitter.com/NatPoliceAssoc/status/1344022159153385474

Quote tweet link cause it’s funny:

https://twitter.com/NatPoliceAssoc/status/1344022159153385474/retweets/with_comments

[hobbinch]

And you’re not going to mention the fact that a shitton of random furries are discovering they’ve been blocked by the national police association on twitter despite never ever interacting.

[shakespork]

it’s always “this doll is haunted and is ominously shattering the china” and never “how can I provide adequate enrichment for my haunted doll so she doesn’t destroy stuff out of boredom”

[shakespork]

responsible haunted doll ownership means aknowledging your doll’s need for interaction and play time! make sure to give her plenty of stuff to look at with her rolling eyes and shatter-proof things to knock over.

remember that knocking picture frames off walls, inverting crosses, and leaving long and disturbing claw marks in your wallpaper is natural haunted doll behaviour and should be managed in a way which is healthy for both you and your doll!

[shakespork]

Your Doll’s Not Evil, She’s Just Bored

[icestarstorm]

@deathbyteacups​

[big8cola]

how evil are you

[big8cola]

i don't know how to tell you guys this but you're not as evil as you think you are

[oursaviorkellinquinn-deactivate]

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

[bcbdrums]

“Tennessee” by The Wreckers

[sammi54859-deactivated20210509]

“WAP” by Cardi B and Megan Stallion 😭

[asexuelf]

“Ghosting” by Mother Mother

[icestarstorm]

sorry, all i’ve got is the intro to Bakugan: Battle Brawlers rn

[aurordream]

[anneemay]

Buy her books!!!

[gauntletknight-deactivated20230]

She won that season too!  She’s so cool and upbeat

[blu-eyed-demon]

Despite being cool.and upbeat (and she is) she also suffers from anxiety and recently started speaking about it in social media. Instagram posta detailing her inability to even go downstairs and how support her fam are etc. She also recently did a bbc documentary about anxiety disorders.

[cozza-frenzy]

Nadiya is also a perfect example of why diversity in media is important. A government report on community cohesion said she’s done “more for British-Muslim relations than 10 years of government policy”, because her presence on TV has helped to humanize the image of the hijab-wearing Muslim woman in the eyes of the public. She’s not even really a political activist or anything - she’s just a nice, honest, down-to-earth person. Sometimes that’s all it really takes to convince people.

[coyotesmokebreak]

She has her own series on Netflix now!

[googoogooby]

YALL ITS GOOD

[sarahseeandersen]

[icestarstorm]

@deathbyteacups

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[necrofuturism]

watchin the godfather and so far i only care about this cat

[necrofuturism]

The cat held by Marlon Brando in the opening scene was a stray that Coppola found while on the lot at Paramount Pictures, and was not originally called for in the script. So content was the cat that its purring muffled some of Brando’s dialogue and, as a result, most of his lines had to be looped.

POWERFUL