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what the libcucks fail to understand is that this is a small price to pay for the end goal: an embedded HUD with unskippable advertisements in the margins of your eyesight
this screenshot is a headline edit/joke, about a real USA Today article (which is far more praising) and is spreading around twitter and here. The real number of primates they've killed is lower, but I think it's important to understand why.
Neurallink is a fucking awful company whose marketing materials and CEO are outright lying as to their products' supportable potential. But they're not big enough to actually have killed 3,000 primates. Most significantly, we know that the the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine filed a lawsuit against a UC Davis lab for invasive and deadly brain experiments on 23 intelligent primates.
The Physician Committee points out in its complaint that Neuralink and UC Davis staff failed to provide dying monkeys with adequate veterinary care, used an unapproved substance known as āBioglueā that killed monkeys by destroying portions of their brains, and failed to provide for the psychological well-being of monkeys assigned to the experiment.
The reason it's important to point out that it's less than 3,000 is that this kind of work is very often done at university laboratories, which gives us more leverage to slow it down or keep it out of this dude's hands.
Holy...okay. 3000 non-human primates might not be the correct number, but even 23 primates dead in this experiment is horrifying from a science perspective.
I worked in a neuroscience lab that did work with one (1) rhesus monkey. His name was Beckett. Beckett had better healthcare than a university undergraduate. Hell, it took less hoops to get some experimental studies involving undergrad volunteers up and running than it was to do one experiment with Beckett wherein he got to sit in a chair and eat grapes.
See, the paperwork regarding experiments with animals was intense. I spent three days filling out the forms and going back and forth with the ethics board to let us do experiments on terminal mice wherein they'd peacefully be put under anesthesia and never wake up from surgery. As in we were putting a sick mouse to sleep and had to be 100% sure it would not be in any pain or distress. Screwing up and causing a mouse harm or killing it outside of these exact bounds? You'd be lucky if you ever got to work with a mouse again.
Not only that, but since an animal was expected to die in the experiment, we had to report how many we needed in the experiment and then how many actually died. And if the latter number was higher, you better believe the ethics board would be on our case demanding to know what the actual hell happened.
(There's a plaque, by the way, in the labs, in remembrance of all the animals whose lives we ask for in the pursuit of science. It's right there when you walk in.)
The paperwork and restrictions get more and more complex and strict the higher up the "evolutionary chain" you go up. If you MUST use an animal model, you use the lowest one on the chain that can meet your requirements. As in, why use frogs if you can use zebrafish? Why use fish if you can use fruitflies? Why use a living creature at all if your computer simulation is good enough? And if you can't give a good answer, your proposal should be denied.
Back to the monkeys and Beckett. Monkeys, or "non-human primates" as they're often known as, are usually at the top of this chain. Ideally, you treat them like humans who are unable to consent for themselves. Which means they need advocates for them. Beckett pretty much had a vet assigned just to him. If he so much as had a sniffle, the vet had the power to veto any and all experiments he'd be involved in until he was feeling better.
This was important because if your lab had a monkey and that monkey died for reasons other than "natural causes" that the ethics board did not okay? There was going to be an investigation and if they didn't like what they found, not only would your lab never get another monkey again, but there was a damn good chance you'd be barred from working with any and ALL animals.
So from this perspective, "23 monkeys dead" should be read a very specific kind of shock and disgust. One dead should have made any kind of ethics board hit the breaks on this shit and start asking pointed questions as to "why".
(Oh, and in case you're wondering, there is an answer to the question of "what happens to monkeys who can't be used in research anymore?"
They're sent to the farm.
No, really. There are legit primate sanctuaries specifically for retired research primates. Where they get to live out the rest of their days in peace and safety in as close to a natural environment as possible. Beckett was a cranky old guy, and when I left the lab he was still there, but the plan had been for him to retire to one of those. I hope he got there and ate as many grapes as he could sucker the researchers into giving him as he could.)
Fellow researcher here, and I can 100% concur with the above. It takes SO much work and paperwork to get approved for every animal you get your hands on. We have hundreds of documents that will state essentially the same 5 things over and over because we HAVE to have a paper trail.
Having almost two dozen non-human primates dead? That's horrifying. Someone was bribed and the ethics board should be at all of their throats, shutting down this project forever.
A story about rivers.
Okay wait, people who have followed me for a while might know that the Fossa is one of my fave animals, so I lost my mind when I got to see these little ones š
my spouse and I watched the mexican episode of great british bake off because weāre mexican and we thought it would be funny. the hosts asked if mexico was a real place and none of the contestants had ever heard of pico de gallo. even the judges werenāt very knowledgeable about the food they were making. that one lady peeling an avocado like itās a potato. guacamolo. tah-cows.
americans take for granted their proximity to authentic mexican food. look at this bro this could be u
As a Jew I wish to offer my condolences in solidarity to all Mexicans during this trying time. One of the judges of gbbo once shared a recipe for challah made with milk. You canāt eat milk with most meals challah is served at. He claimed it was ātraditionally served at Passoverā. Itās forbidden to own challah or its ingredients during Passover.
this pied common raven was spotted in mammoth lakes, california. āpiedā birds result from partial leucism, a lack of pigmentation in certain areas.
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This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL
Plotting, scheming, etc.
Excuse me?! I am going to need a full version of this shanty from these two IMMEDIATELY.
also with all due respect the main reason the left loses so much is that yāall refuse to compromise on the language and messaging you use to speak to voters. i swear if you rebrandedĀ ādefund the policeā asĀ āinvest in community safety from the ground upā most white suburban moderates would be likeĀ āthat sounds greatā and i know that because thatās how iāve literally reframed it to white suburban moderates who thinkĀ ādefund the policeā means weāre going to live in a scary lawless mad max world
like maybe it comes across as mealy-mouthed and corny to people steeped in online cynicism but just to be clear, this is the country that wouldnāt eat french fries after 9/11 so we renamed themĀ āfreedom friesā and everyone was suddenly cool again. americans are not, by and large, super sophisticated about this stuff
what a week huh?
Hereās the new 24 hour comic I drew this year!Ā This one is called THE KINGāS FOREST.Ā cw: blood, violence
I donāt understand this ending
The ending is designed to make sense if you experience a reveal, but the reveal is wordless. The king calls the ranger to ācome kill the beast,ā implying that he wants the ranger to kill the girl.
However, the ranger has the following information about the beast:
It has black claws.
It has a red coat.
It has 10-pointed yellow horns.
It hunts children for fun.
It jealously guards the resources of the forest.
It doesnāt look like an animal.
It is cruel.
It is bad.
The ranger looks at the king and notices that:
The king wears black gloves.
He wears a red cape.
He wears a gold crown with points.
Further, through the story we understand:Ā„
He has beaten up a fairly small child.
Her job description is to guard the resources on the kingās behalf.
The beast can take a unexpected form.
It is monstrous (beastly) to ask your employee to execute a child.
Her boss is the real bad guy!!
She replies āI will (kill the beast)ā and fires the arrow. We donāt see who she is firing at, but it is implied that she has realized that the king is the beast.
The creator has framed the reveal so that the reader and the ranger come to the same conclusion at the same time. They have deliberately chosen to leave the ending ambiguous - they are not showing the result of the choice. This creates tension. It also means that readers who didnāt get the reveal might be confused and try again, experiencing understanding and satisfaction when they trip the mechanism. Readers like the feelings they get from activating a reveal. Creators like it when people pay attention (the closer the better) to their work.
The note of tension at the end is a deliberate choice. Itās common to seek & consume content as a stimulant. (Many people scroll social media in search of various forms of activation and stimulation. Tension is a good stimulant; finding it is rewarding, and the emotion itself can make people feel perked up.) This ending will be considered perfectly sufficient & enjoyable, and the comic will resonate with people.
Well DONE
#WEARAMASK
āāPaul you gotta help me, what are you like 26?ā. And I didnāt correct him.ā
I just want to remind everybody who doesnāt remember or even know that Paul Rudd is 51ļæ¼.
I thought this was a joke but itās not and I wish it were
Hell world
Whoops I appear to have left my extremely powerful rare earth magnet on top of Amazon alexa
Fear is knowing a new Alexa product is being developed.
Terror is knowing that itās for landlords to control their units remotely, while being to see and hear everything in the rented space.
Horror is understanding that if a family is a few days late for rent/electricity/gas, this product will most likely cut off the services they may need to survive like WiFi access, stove/oven/microwave/fridge appliances having power, lights, medical devices that require electricity to function, etc.
deep horror is knowing that these devices will probably be set to unlock doors remotely allowing cops and abusers into the homes of marginalized people, these devices will probably have sensors to check how many people live in the home vs on the lease, probably will have some way or reporting that the residents are ābreaking the leaseā ie: loud music, having overnight guests, parties, or just people doing normal human shit and having it seen as a āviolationā
Hope is knowing these things have the network security equivalent of a sign that says āplease do not hack meā over an open door.
If your landlord ever tries to force you to use Alexa, and you have little to no technical or programming expertise, itās time to make your very own Faraday cage.
āWhat is a Faraday cage?ā you might ask. āHow will it help me defeat Big Sister Alexa?ā
Easy answer: a Faraday cage blocks EM waves. WiFi, the thing Alexa needs to do anything of use at all? Thatās a type of EM wave.
I know, I know, āFaraday cageā sounds like itāll take 47727372 hours with a welder, right? Wrong!
A simple Faraday cage that anyone can make is as easy as a cardboard box with as many layers of heavy-duty aluminum foil as you can stand to coat the box with. I usually do about 5 layers because that number is easy to remember, but if youāre paranoid or simply need more layers you are more than welcome to add as many layers as necessary to keep Alexa at bay. I think the average is about 4-6 layers.
Hilariously, I actually learned this technique from those crazy prepper types. Which, ironically, is why I know it works. (Not to mention I tested it myself by wrapping my phone in foil and seeing if my roommate could call or message me.)
If your landlord notices, they will not receive any warning or notification that you tampered with Alexa- because you didnāt. All they will notice is that they canāt communicate with that particular Alexa device (because it will be āofflineā, aka not sending or receiving signals).
A box is also easily hideable in case of surprise visits from the landlord or anyone else who might report you to your landlord, accidentally or on purpose. Just pop the bitch out, restart it (or donāt, this just clears any other hitches from the system) and it should behave normally.
Additionally, most landlords have the general tech expertise of an orangutan with a headset, so technical hitches are relatively easy to handwave with a good olā āFire is scary and Edison and Tesla were witchesā. Basically, if they question you about why Alexa suddenly is or isnāt working, shrug and say that it must have suddenly either just gone out or come back (depending on the situation), but that you didnāt do anything to it because you donāt know anything about that sort of tech and that you didnāt want to mess with it out of fear you would break it.
Note: Remember, Big Sister is always listening! If you wish to put the bitch in a Faraday cage, remember not to discuss it where Big Sister can hear you!
this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience itĀ
There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voiceā¢ļø that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50ās. The analogy itself.
Itās all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.
Emmy Award Winningā¢ļø
I FOUND IT AGAIN.
Hereās the āhorse loose in a hospitalā bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.
āI DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.ā OMG
God Iāve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. Heās as funny as yāall make him out to be tbh
This is my favorite video ever
Iām going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.
You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.
I fucking adore this man
i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that
i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything
THATāS WHERE IT COMES FROM
āthatās what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horseā
HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL
OHHH SO THATāS WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT
Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.