What came first the chicken or the dickhead?

This blog used to have aesthetic.

[thickness-protection-program]

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

[ichbinbaden]

Oh no should I start saying out of pocket things here again because…

[faithfulfrisk]

hey you ☘🍀shamrock 🍀☘sluts❗️it’s 🍃march🍃 17th! 🎉🎉 you know what that means❓time to get out those ✳️green condoms✳️ or pinch daddy’s COCK 😱😱our main hoe ❇️ st. patrick ❇️ and his sexy leprechauns 🤑🤑🤑 made this hot holiday 🎉🍀 just for us❗️❗️send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest leprechaun 🍀🍀bitches or you’ll get pinched 😱😱 this year❗️if you get 5️⃣ back and you’re a bagpipe bitch 😰 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re a lewd leprechaun❗️if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back you’re 🍀 ST. PATRICK’S 🍀 SLUT ❗️❗️❗️❗️

[ichbinbaden]

IM BACK BITCHES WHERE THE PORN WITH THE SOUND

[ichbinbaden]

Is the porn back? I’ve gone viral on tiktok @ichbinbaden

[ichbinbaden]

I don’t know how long ago I posted this but rejoice porn is back?!?!?!?!?!

[chaintexts]

WATCH YOUR STEP HOE 👀😧 💀Friday the 13th💀 has finally cum 👻💦 shove a four leaf clover 🍀 👌🏻and a rabbits foot 🐇 up your ass 😩 🍑because 📆today 📆is the unluckiest day of the year 😱😵send this to 6⃣6⃣6⃣ superstitious bitches💁🏼 👯 or else 😳☝🏻

[ichbinbaden]

Anyone still here???

[ichbinbaden]

Is the porn back? I’ve gone viral on tiktok @ichbinbaden

[themalenipple]

Sensitive Nipples

[wizardjpeg]

i receive every thing you give up for lent

[unclefather]

[turnipfritters]

[yungdonr]

skin to skin cuddling is top tier

[blackpyrefly]

bad case of cum lung

[cheaphalloweencostume]

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

y’all hiring?

[bitchycode]

[mxnrique]

anyways, who would bottom in this scenario?

[mxnrique]

the answer, of course, is me

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

This is gay culture

[gay4zayn]

[thickness-protection-program]

[evilvillain123456789]

The twink with the sharpest collarbone you have ever seen is currently approaching you. You better act fast