This may be a shitshow, but it's our shitshow!!

..Who buys one maraca!?!

[depsidase]

[ailithnight]

Almost scrolled past this cause I assumed it was a Tumblr ad at first.

[goddesss-aphrodite]

October is starting and is time for the Boo!!!

BOOBIES!!! 🩷🙈😍

[everythingfox]

Best costume award goes to..

(via)

[uncanny-tranny]

May your pain medication always kick in right after you take them. May your compression garments always slip on your body with ease. May you always find your footing when you walk. May you wake up with energy and zest. May your sinuses always be clear

[scientia-rex]

“May your sinuses always be clear” has to be the best blessing of all time.

[princessscrambledpancakes]

LGBT more like. Let’s Go To Bed. Let’s go bed to. Let’s. It’s bedtime.

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Lesbians Generally Be Tired

[d6016]

reposting from twitter GET SNOOFED!

[vera-lycaon]

[thoradvice]

no matter what happened today, you:

are loved

deserve to eat

are needed & valued

should take care of yourself

have a future

will be okay

[evaughn]

[youjustcantrefuse]

Chris Evans as Jake Wyler in Not Another Teen Movie , 2001

[lesbianlenas]

Dying may be our only chance of living.

[kaijuno]

[kienava]

[tippitv]

I feel like if a vampire feeds on you without killing you, they should give you a lil cookie and cup of juice afterwards, like the blood donation center does.

[corvus-whittacre]

vampire that wears a lil fanny pack with snacks and juice boxes in it everywhere they go

[floilee]

Florence Pugh and Hailee Steinfeld as Kate Bishop and Yelena Belova on suits

[elysiumcalled]

we could…idk….hold hands through the shark tunnel at the aquarium 🥺

[loveandlesbian]

[louisbxne]

SCARY MOVIE (2000) Dir. Keenen Ivory Wayans

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself