dont @ me

not your babygirl💤

[amargedom]

“I am constantly torn between killing myself and killing everyone around me.”

—

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

EXACTLY.

[ferrisbuellersgender]

I made this for no reason last night

[enbies-and-felonies]

no reason?? you were straight up inspired by God

[dosesxmimosas]

How does lesbian sex work

both people cum.

[perrfectly]

[stevesfriend]

you done it

[chrisweedpiano]

congration

[cakejam]

[massivedrickhead]

Living for this interaction 😂

[helloitsbees]

people on twitter will say literally anything huh

[helloitsbees]

im taking these away until you show me that you can use them responsibly

[helloitsbees]

[politijohn]

Bernie when Bezos arrives:

[politijohn]

[charmyluckz]

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

[mad-hare]

big pest

[monsieurenjlolras]

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

[ocean-time]

*nibble*

[prokopetz]

I’m generally not keen on the claim we live in the dumbest possible cyberpunk future, but today I found out that the reason Palpatine’s grand speech and ultimatum announcing his return happens off screen between The Last Jedi and The Rise of Skywalker is because it was a Fortnite exclusive event, and sometimes I wonder.

[mwchase]

I thought the causality went the other way around. It was Fortnite-exclusive because they couldn’t figure out how to put it in TRoS without being redundant with the opening crawl, and I guess it was easier to cut the scene than to change the crawl?

[prokopetz]

Some sources do, in fact, claim that Palpatine’s broadcast was originally meant to be included in The Rise of Skywalker, with the Fortnite event merely being an exclusive teaser, and that the decision to cut it from the film came too late in production for the Fortnite event to be cancelled.

However, I need you to ask yourself which version of events reflects more poorly on J J Abrams and company.

That they deliberately made one of the sequel trilogy’s most significant plot points a Fortnite exclusive?

Or that they accidentally made one of the sequel trilogy’s most significant plot points a Fortnite exclusive?

[chaotic-archaeologist]

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

[escaped-cryptid]

ask and ye shall receive

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

My friend just sent me this and I can’t breathe

[manorwombat]

He died doing what he loved

[theconcealedweapon]

If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.

And that's not a joke or an exaggeration.

If criminals don't have rights, then all the government has to do is find some excuse to label people as criminals, and those people will no longer have rights. It's what literally every tyrannical government in all of history has done.

If you believe that people who break the law should forfeit their rights, you're literally as pro-tyranny as a person can get.

[focsle]

I remember when talking Historically about medicine I’d be like ‘haha miasmas, haha bad air’ and now every time I get inside a building I’m like WHERE IS THE WINDOW AND IS IT OPEN? Every time I go in an elevator I’m like BAD AIR IN HERE?

Empathy for the miasma theory folks of old.

[beggars-opera]

Has anyone tried floating a barge full of onions down the Thames yet I mean it didn’t work last time but honestly it can’t hurt

[nonasuch]

yeah i do very much resent how the pandemic has turned me into an edwardian governess who firmly believes in the healthfulness of fresh air

[trekkiepirate]

Petition that after this is over and we can travel again, we all go take in the seaside air