Stranger Things
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@id-rather-be-an-elf
I woke and texted my boyfriend good morning and he hasn’t responded so I checked if he’s on his switch and guess what
He’s ignoring me for animal crossing
Should I turn switch on and message him in game calling him out? Need your votes
Only the best for my pet Turtle Stuart
photo realistic villager
strawberry milk don’t taste like strawberry but it sure as hell tastes like pink
girl it’s milk
i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)
if your dom is older you call him daddy, but what if he’s younger? what am i supposed to call a hot attractive dom who is younger than me?
him: *chokes me*
me, wheezing: your grip is getting stronger, sport
this is why tumblr is worth pennies now
To be fair this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read
Is this not The Great Gatsby fanfiction?
I hate this fucking website
ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?
”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish
my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom
This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.
seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming
JOKER (2019)
i imagine getting my own place all the time and going down to the grocery store early in the morning before everyone else and to the coffee shop and having a really small place with wide windows and lots of plants and shelves of books and a tiny kitchen where i can make tea and noodles and a bed with a pile of blankets and just a place i can make uniquely my own or maybe a place i could share with someone but i just think about this place a lot idk
This can read very differently for mlm and wlw
Another mlm and wlw solidarity post
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
A representation of my thought process at all times
this is literally how teenagers talk irl
This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat
i really hope nintendo added this very specific animation of eevee on purpose, because if you know a little fun fact about animal behaviour then it makes it approximately one dkjfhgillion percent better.
quite often, you’ll see dogs doing something like this with their front paws. they pick it up and wave it at you. sometimes they even hit you by accident! but they aren’t trying to hurt you, oh no. quite the opposite. see, when you regularly pet a dog, it starts to learn the motion you do. if you treat the dog well and it starts to love you, then it will sometimes perform this jerky smacking motion with its paw. this is a dog’s best approximation of petting, and sometimes when you go to pet it, it will do it in an attempt to return the favour. cats also do this, although not as often, because cats are just like that.
long story short: eevee is attempting to pet you back, because it loves you.
this is just something i noticed, and it might not be anything. but i really hope that this was intentional on nintendo’s part, because it’s an adorable little addition to the game!
I would literally die for Eevee
