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i keep accidentally reblogging stuff on here instead of my main my bad guys
kid told me today i’m “way too old to not have a girlfriend by now”. i’m like i know but hey
crucially this conversation ended with her saying “what if you never get a girlfriend but you get old and die and then the grave next to you is a girl and then your spirits make out in the cemetery” and i had to be like “ok let’s talk about something else” instead of “that would be sick as hell i would love to be a ghost making out in the cemetery”
full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don't let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others' outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i've been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright
in my fantasies, expressing my love for others is as simple and easy as breathing
hey this post got a lot of notes really fast is everyone okay
Sesame Street posting techniques for comforting children during traumatic world events feels so fucking dystopian but here are the slides they posted just in case you or a loved one has any little critters at home right now
No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn
If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
i beg to differ
Then Beg
no little Japanese girl don’t walk into the rpg maker house
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it's some kind of handmade cigarette filled with ground up herbs.
my asshole is lubricated in preparation for his slimy blue MEMBER
the color blue makes me horny
i would fuck the shit out of megamind
wait dont follow me i’m perfect and morally pure
If my guy on his period call me Moses the way I be partying his Red Sea
The madness of reality beckons me with its cold yet beckoning hand
Summing up religions (but only the ones I've personally experienced) (with a really baked atheist)
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I want him
if i had a tail, ahaha well let me just tell you: i'd be swishin' that bitch
even curling my tail around you and sweetly caressing you with it, but we as a society arent ready to talk about that yet
So obviously this isn't the usual type of content I post on this account but it has come to my attention that on top of Tumblr's other numerous problems, they've decided to add AI to this ever growing list.