MegaFINE

[idbangmegamind]

i keep accidentally reblogging stuff on here instead of my main my bad guys

[justsomeguycore]

kid told me today i’m “way too old to not have a girlfriend by now”. i’m like i know but hey

[justsomeguycore]

crucially this conversation ended with her saying “what if you never get a girlfriend but you get old and die and then the grave next to you is a girl and then your spirits make out in the cemetery” and i had to be like “ok let’s talk about something else” instead of “that would be sick as hell i would love to be a ghost making out in the cemetery”

[syn4k]

full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don't let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others' outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i've been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright

[syn4k]

in my fantasies, expressing my love for others is as simple and easy as breathing

[syn4k]

hey this post got a lot of notes really fast is everyone okay

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Sesame Street posting techniques for comforting children during traumatic world events feels so fucking dystopian but here are the slides they posted just in case you or a loved one has any little critters at home right now

No one is doing well right now, but being a little critter right now has got to be terrifying. This is such a crushing series of images, especially considering PBS’s funding got slashed. While I’m happy Sesame Street continues to keep the wellbeing and education of children as a major priority, there’s a certain amount of innocence that Sesame Street represents and this is giving me such a visceral feeling rn

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[pukicho]

[kunosoura]

no little Japanese girl don’t walk into the rpg maker house

[miss-wizard]

> interact

it's some kind of handmade cigarette filled with ground up herbs.

[idbangmegamind]

my asshole is lubricated in preparation for his slimy blue MEMBER

[idbangmegamind]

the color blue makes me horny

[idbangmegamind]

i would fuck the shit out of megamind

[hersurvival]

[plaidos]

wait dont follow me i’m perfect and morally pure

[idbangmegamind]

If my guy on his period call me Moses the way I be partying his Red Sea

[idbangmegamind]

The madness of reality beckons me with its cold yet beckoning hand

[idbangmegamind]

Summing up religions (but only the ones I've personally experienced) (with a really baked atheist)

(Offensive)

Christianity- Love yourself

Catholicism- Hate yourself

Buddhism- Superiority complex

Hinduism- Inferiority complex

Judaism- Get hatecrimed it builds character

Satanism- Love yourself

Scientology- Join our cult

Jehova's Witnesses- Join our cult

Church of Latter Day Saints (Mormonism)- Men fucking rock

Atheism- Why do you need the fear of God in you to NOT be a dickhead??

Norse Paganism- Die in a war

Greek Paganism- Don't piss off the gods Don't fuck Zeus (or anything that MIGHT be Zeus)

Celtics Paganism- Don't piss off the Fae

Agnosticism- Nothing matters

Spirituality- Everything matters

[blue-oyster-cult-blues]

[idbangmegamind]

I want him

[sygol]

if i had a tail, ahaha well let me just tell you: i'd be swishin' that bitch

[sygol]

even curling my tail around you and sweetly caressing you with it, but we as a society arent ready to talk about that yet

[idbangmegamind]

So obviously this isn't the usual type of content I post on this account but it has come to my attention that on top of Tumblr's other numerous problems, they've decided to add AI to this ever growing list.

Now, you all know what type of content I post on here. I write degenerate shit about Megamind next to screenshots from the movie. I write the type of shit that would get me banned on other platforms. That being said I'm going to allow AI to continue scraping this blog. I'm opting in for that exact reason. My blog functions incredibly similarly to the pornbots on this hellsite which I think we all know won't be opting out.

So get ready to start seeing some weird shit again people. Let's forcefeed this AI useless information like a Garfield fetish piece on Deviantart.