Diamond in the Rough.

[weloveshortvideos]

[theanti90smovement]

this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video

[dirge-for-a-madman-deactivated2]

He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… $25.

[hotwhiteguy]

i lost my number, can you give me yours

[hotwhiteguy]

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

[walkinggtall]

[regalasfuck]

truest shit ive ever read

[bigeisamazing]

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

[skrippers-deactivated20150609]

I went for A’s when I cheated.

[baylorbeats]

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

[officialcrow]

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

[bewbin]

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

[5eonsol-blog]

Just take the train 😊

[bewbin]

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

[mrsimpsonweb]

[ideasrebulletproof]

ideal relationship

you: ya

me: ya

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

i live in new england and there’s this sign on the high way. i cant breathe

[skepticofunicorns]

I was in New England two weeks ago and I didn’t see that but I have seen a sign that says “IT’S BLOWY AS FUCK TODAY.”

[230999999-deactivated20140921]

during a snow storm there was this simple one that said “wicked slippery” 

[alexathorne-deactivated20160707]

I live in New England and yes…I’ve seen every single one of these signs

[buckybarneseyemakeup]

There are 3 types of writers.

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

[katiegeckko]

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

[fortunesarc]

[drakefan666-deactivated20140429]

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

[lady-bohemia]

He’s Counting Down From 21, And By The Time He Reaches 15, My Stomach Is In Knots

[rapunzhawk-deactivated20140816]

Th

[mentiree]

This. This is important.

[edgewarrior]

Fuck

[ofuckme-deactivated20150701]

why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going 

[1000soffreecursors]

thanks cnn

[stuartheart]

Those people who always offer you some of their food

[dylanandcole-blog]

[splendr]

is this the fault in our stars

[meme4u]

[celebrity-pharmacist]

This tree makes の sense.

[genufa]

*spits coffee*

[faun-buns]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[rasburri-deactivated20151229]

#For the people who don’t know:#The character ‘の’ is pronounced as ‘no’#Also the tree is shaped like の#’This tree makes no sense.’#You’re welcome.

[wimpytav]

tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,

[stele3]

Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.

[claudia-donovan-clone]

Trees grow in the direction of light, so clearly this tree had light in a strange loopy pattern during growth.

Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.

[ryanashle-deactivated20151211]

thanks, science side

[lovejezebelle]

[suggestivecacti-deactivated2018]

oh my god

the squirrel

is trying to bury

the nut

in the dog’s fur

and the dog is just like

um

excuse me

sorry

but i’m not designed for that

sorry