head empty

don’t look too hard she/her

[hydro-homies]

Absolutely nothing beats it

[oldwayout]

My anthro professor has three forbidden words for his essays: problematic, interesting, and large. Point being they’re all filler words, he wants you to just skip straight to why it’s interesting or why it’s problematic. But anyway, any time I disagree with him in class I say to him “mm, interesting, but largely problematic.”

[teruterusky]

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[yesplzbread]

cowpunk.

[soundsof71]

This is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, so I had to learn more – and discovered that there’s also a cool story behind it! Photographer Jim Richardson in National Geographic tells all:

Today it’s time for confession and this is a pretty good picture to be confessing about. There I was in Scotland, just happily looking through the viewfinder of a Nikon N90 (sweet camera for the era) mounted on my 80-200 f/2.8 Nikkor sitting on a tripod, staring at Rusty and Tufty, two of the hulkiest Highland cattle I had ever seen. I was there photographing whisky country for National Geographic Traveler magazine and so I was in the Highlands town of Dalwhinnie, home of the eponymous whisky. Highland “coos” (as the Scots like to call them) are not exactly a profound photographic subject but I wasn’t feeling particularly profound, anyway. I just couldn’t think of anything better to point my camera at.

When suddenly, out of nowhere, this guy with Mohawk hair and a leather jacket walked into my viewfinder. I never saw him coming at all. Hardly had a chance to pop my head over the camera to see if what I was seeing in the viewfinder was, in fact, real when he pulled out a loaf of white bread and started feeding Rusty and Tufty, who seemed to be well acquainted with the drill. Recovering swiftly (I try to do that when good fortune rescues me from my general incompetence), I hit the motor drive and let it run.

[sleepnoises]

[image description: a punk with mohawk and leather jacket, offering a slice of bread to two shaggy brown cows with long curving horns.]

[guerrillatech]

[mad-hare]

Since I've never touched a baby bird but I've been curious: what does it feel like to touch the starling? Are they heavy or light? How do those quills feel? The weird fuzz and paper thin leathery skin? (Sorry if this comes across as weird, but I've been wondering pretty much my whole life)

The flesh of the animal is hotter than what you are used to, hotter than a human child or a young dog. The small body is dense to begin with, the adult bird will feel lighter than the offspring, though this may be merely an illusion of size. The skin is tissue thin, wrinkled, and moves under your fingers easily: this body is ready to expand at a seemingly unnatural pace. The pins come out at great bother to the animal, the feeling is similar to cat claws without the razor sharp tips. The feathers break out well formed, reducing the pin sheathes to dust. The thin, long, legs are not strong enough to support the body weight, the mouth is damp and lined with soft downwards facing "teeth" to encourage food down. Every day that passes the eyes look at you with more recognition, more judgement, more knowing.

[bonefarm]

[mugwomps]

Lol

They're watching you!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[burnpygmalion]

why would you censor the ops name

[jerks-deactivated20200603]

women would flock to him otherwise

[whitepeopletwitter]

[injuries-in-dust]

Fun Fact, thats, more or less, something that wealthy people in China and Japan did, they were called “musical floorboards.” Designed to squeak when stood upon. A person could make noise all the way down a corridor.

The residents and servants knew which floorboards made a sound and avoided them. But a burglar, or assassin didn’t. If you heard the creaking of floorboards, you knew danger was coming.

Even better, despite what movies may show, a lot of the old west was founded by Chinese immigrants, so there could have been carpenters around who knew how to make the musical floorboards!

[apocalypticvalraven]

They were also called Nightingale Floors, and looking up to make sure I had the right term, I found they were super clever! They were more than just ill-fit boards or whatever makes floors creak normally, they actually used little metal bars under the boards placed into small holes in the boards to cause the creak.

[swan2swan]

The best things on the internet are when someone makes a joke and then Miss Frizzle rolls up for an educational adventure.

[doggosource]

you got this teddy

[licensetocannibalize]

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

[aflo]

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

[flipocrite]

“Gastric bypass”? “Colectomy”? Don’t you mean “rearranging a man’s guts”?

[rslashrats]

have you seen the news that some rats took over a chipotle in new york

holy shit

[bisexualwario]

girls night

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[pvnksheeps-deactivated20190113]

idk why i just remembered this but all throughout kindergarten and first grade i used to draw a lil snail in the corner of every paper i had to turn in because it was a happy snail so i thought it would make my teachers happy when they were grading papers because i was a pure and simple child but in 2nd grade my teacher would take off 2 points if i drew it on my homework and 5 points if i drew it on a quiz or test so i stopped but like it was so harmless it was just a lil shitty doodle of a smiling snail it wasn’t distracting me or anything from the task at hand so i’d like to say to mrs whoeverthefuck that snail was supposed to be a happy thing u bitch

[hill-creature-deactivated202103]

This perfectly describes what is wrong with our education system

[andmaybegayer]

you know how if you refine opium you get morphine? I think it's like that with respect women juice and gamer girl bath water

[argumate]

in which direction? *shakes you* in which direction??

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[oops-all-gone-deactivated202406]

[susielesbian]

[strangesigils]

I don’t really know what people generally call this method of sigil making, so I’m just calling it “Letter Shaping” because you’re using the basic shapes from certain letters. This is the most common form of sigil making, and it allows the most creative influence. As you see above the sigils are for nearly the same thing, yet the sigils came out completely different. Not because the purpose was different, but because I approached them both a different creative way, and that’s what I like so much about this method. There’s a lot of freedom and personalization involved.

(UPDATE: Here’s a link to a guide on how to deconstruct letters down to basic shapes)

[randomcartoonbro]

@egyptian-pearl-witch

[chongoblog]

[g-4f-te4-zv6-r-g0-e1il-h-eg-jf2]

I am going to break you into four pieces like a fucking kit kat