[krusier]

Valentine🌒

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

men kiss eachother

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

i saw it on google inages

[songsforgorgons]

From Dykes to Watch Out For by Alison Bechdel (1986).

[susanoomon]

[nisaexploresadhd]

adhd is: telling yourself “ alright time to get started” every 30 minutes and continuing to not move

[spectraspecs-writes]

Me: well time to get started

Goblin brain: it is isn’t it? Good on you for recognizing that!

Me: well thank you

Me: *stays seated*

[lesdienne]

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

[dogboymutual]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[c3rvida3]

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

angels be like: i have no gender and i can talk to god

[firefox-official]

[firefox-official]

[trapgangstar]

[dirtshrines]

vintage frog teapots

[chocolatesquared]

the three are singing a song to the one in the bottom left corner and he is enjoying the melody :0)

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[vapingbaby]

[remi-demi94]

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[butterflyinthewell]

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

[omegaverse]

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

[omegaverse]

all together

[omegaverse]

me and da mutuals

[baklavagyna]

this is the book where madelines appendix burst you insensitive bastard

[iamoutofideas]

me & the mutuals destroying our appendixes

[meangirlnurse]

tesla being like “look at our unbreakable car windows” and hurling a steel ball into them only for the windows to IMMEDIATELY break is one of the funniest things i think i’ve seen in 2019 

[meangirlnurse]

one time i was smoking with my sister and she wanted to show me that she and her wife had a bong that was designed to be, like, a spillproof bong? to she grabbed the bong off the table and said to me “look at this,” with absolutely no explanation or preamble

and naturally it turned out to be the wrong bong, so from my perspective my sister just says “look at this!” out of nowhere and then stares me in the eye while dumping bong water all over the floor

and like on an emotional level it’s more or less the same experience

[orteil42]

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

[orteil42]

been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair

[cottoncandylesbo]

this post gets even funnier once you know that op made cookie clicker

[ginger-ale-official]

Op just made cookie clicker and now they’re on here talking about fetishes