this is your captain speaking

irene, xxviii. pride and prejudice, bbc's merlin, marvel and dc, star wars, and a bit of everything. //main: gingercullenboy//

[teaboot]

Yeah Mr. Darcy’s proposal was a complete turd and a half but you gotta understand. You got your life together. A good career, stable income, retirement plan, all that shit together. And you meet this girl. And she’s everything. Clever, outspoken, funny, calls you on your bullshit. Grade A cutie, right? And she doesn’t go out of her way to spend time with you but she’s nice, and sometimes you catch her looking your way in a way that makes you think you might have a shot.

But her family. Holy shit.

First off, it’s p much ALL women, and mostly UNMARRIED women, which at this time means of something happens to her dad then you’re financially responsible for like. Four grown ass adults, potentially forever

Because mom in law is DEFINITELY gonna need someone to take care of her when dad in law kicks it, and they have like. NO money. So already you’re accepting that if all goes well, you’re gonna be one random old bag’s retirement home. That’s expensive and exhausting, yeah? Imagine asking someone on a first date knowing that if they say yes and things go good her high-strung chihuahua mother is gonna move in with you. IMAGINE.

And girly’s other sisters. Well, one is a sweetheart, yeah, so she probably won’t be an issue, but that still leaves three more, and two of those ones are INSUFFERABLE. Never went to school, dumb as rocks, spend cash like it’s toilet paper

And while one of the two is young still and might grow out of it the OTHER one is actively torpedo’ing her entire family’s reputation by wandering off with random dudes and chasing ass. She’s never gonna work, she can’t build connections, she’s a fucking sinkhole, and she’s being led on by the same goddamn con man ass leeching tit who’s been bleeding you dry while telling anyone who’ll listen that your family is full of ratty thieving bastards.

And if he dumps her after a week- WHICH YOU KNOW HIS BITCH ASS IS GONNA- you’ve got a SECOND UNMARRIABLE GROWN ASS ADULT TO PROVIDE FOR. And you KNOW she’s gonna be a tantrum-throwing little shit about it, and it’s not like you can lock her in the basement or something, you’re gonna have to bring her fucking. Everywhere. And give her an allowance and shit while she contributes zero, because again, she NEVER GOT EDUCATED AND HAS NO MARKETABLE SKILLS. She’s not even good to TALK to. FUCK

And you’re looking at this girl’s father like “please for the love of fuck get your spawn under control, marry them off, get them working on their résumé, learning to sew or be nursemaids or manage staff or SOMETHING, yall got no money and one foot in the grave” and that old man just laughs like “haha yeah, what can you do. lol”

So you’re looking to the mom and finally it’s making sense how she got that twitch in her eye and as MUCH as she is you’re starting to realize she’s the SMART one, desperately throwing her armloads of girls at random men like they’re a bunch of fucking lifeboats bobbing around a sinking ship, like yes Jesus Christ sweetly that life boat IS old and ugly and kind of boring but for FUCKS SAKE PICK ONE

And you look back at this girl who is ALSO REFUSING THE LIFE BOATS BY THE WAY and god damn it she’s still the most radiant thing you’ve ever seen so fine, fuck it, Christ alive, you’ll do it. You’ll shoot your shot. She’s everything you’ve ever wanted in anybody abut it’s not even just about that anymore, it’s about being her best fucking shot at a future, and even if she doesn’t like you all that much she’s still gonna say yes and that might break your heart a bit knowing it’s about the money but who knows, maybe it will at least be civil, or companionable, and even if she doesn’t LOVE you at least you’ll know she’s well and cared for

And so you’ll do it. You’ll take on the neurotic stress mess mother in law, the absent father, the broke ass wingnut no brain no money no future airhead sisters, the bad mannered relatives and the embarrassing behaviour and the impending future of sharing your entire shit with a clown parade of freeloaders, you’ll risk it all and accept the absolute certainty of financial ruin and emotional exhaustion for the rest of your whole ass life and you’ll make your own family deal with it too, you’ll do it, you’ll fucking DO IT, you stupid lovesick motherfucker

And so you go to this chick like “look. Your whole family’s a shitshow. You’ve got fucking nothing and you’re gonna die on the street. But for some reason- and I don’t get it either- I’ve fallen in love with you, and I wish I didn’t, but I did, so I’m telling you that whether you like me or not, I’ll give you everything. I’ll give you everything even if it’s the dumbest shit I ever done. Fuck my stupid Baka ass, I’ll marry you.”

And she looks at you- having heard or considered absolutely none of your months-long internal debate and monologue- and goes “The fuck did you just say about my family, you son of a bitch?”

And the shock of that is enough to jolt you back into a reality where you are able to actually hear and process what just came out of your damn mouth And yeah

Yeah, I think I kinda get it

[aleksandermorozovaa]

[bo-katan]

[thatwetshirt]

I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you.

[aq2003]

[wintrbears]

the leading men of the Star Wars franchise.

[forcearama]

Scheduled Message

Obi-Wan: [being awakened by a sound coming from a trunk in his room] Wha–? [opens the trunk and picks up an old comm]  [a holo pops up]  Ahsoka: [at an awkward angle, looking into the camera] OK, I think it’s recording. Oh! Yikes, that was filming right up my nose. Sorry.   Anakin: [turns it upside down] Wait, no, that’s not right. [turns it again] There. All right. [clears throat] Obi-Wan, if you’re seeing this, it means it’s a very important day.  Ahsoka: [excitedly] Happy 50th Birthday, Master Kenobi!  Anakin: Ahsoka and I are recording this now, and I’ve rigged it so that this recording will auto-play for you in 14 years.  Ahsoka: [giggling] So, uh, sorry if this just started playing in the middle of a Council meeting or something.  Anakin: [lowering his voice] You’re right behind us in the other room right now, and believe it or not, you’re actually asleep!  Ahsoka: We’re on a very boring mission – Anakin: – Seriously. The worst. Ahsoka: …so we decided to make a 50th Birthday Wish List for you, which we will now read aloud. [pulls out a data pad] On his 50th birthday, we hope Master Kenobi will get… Anakin: [reading] An afternoon of very boring holoshows. With no one to bother him. Or make fun of his terrible taste.  Ahsoka: …a tin of that fancy Alderaanian tea he likes. Anakin: …a new cloak. Because we assume he’ll need one. [pointing at the camera] Because you always do.  Ahsoka: …a crossword puzzle that neither Anakin nor myself have partially filled in with rude words.  Anakin: …a personal trip to Mandalore. [pointing at the camera again, winking] I put that one on there for you. And I think we both know why. [waggles his eyebrows] Ahsoka: …a full day where Master Skywalker doesn’t ask him for anything stupid.  Anakin: Hey!  Ahsoka: [laughs] …a lothcat from a rescue shelter. Don’t lie, Master, we all know you want one.  Anakin: …a joyride on a speeder bike with your favorite, and only, former Padawan. Don’t lie about that one, either – you know you’d love it. [frowning] And also I better still be your only Padawan.  Ahsoka: [rolling her eyes and smiling]  Anakin: In conclusion, we hope that whatever you’re doing right now, you’re having a good day.  Ahsoka: I also hope you’re busy showing my Padawan how to do a proper robe drop! Happy birthday, Master. [waves]  Anakin: [smiling] …happy birthday, old man. Now go find me and tell me what a great and handsome friend I am. [reaches forward and turns off the recording] 

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Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[padawanlost]

[theprincessleia-deactivated2021]

— death would be kinder than her touch // insp.

[boobiwan]

keeping up with the skywalkers

[canuckianhawkbi]

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it’s a fact that Anakin’s eating habits aren’t great, and Obi-wan knows this

original post: (x)

[elfpen]

the Skywalker Y chromosome

Anakin: the woman i love could, in some scenarios, die

Anakin: you know what would solve this

Anakin: GENOCIDE

Obi-Wan: Anakin, no

Kylo Ren: i hate my parents and my dad is embarrassing

Kylo Ren: you know what would solve this

Kylo Ren: MURDER

Obi-Wan's ghost: BEN, NO

Luke: shit i made a bad call and a bunch of people died

Luke: you know what would solve this

Luke: EXILE AND ABOLISHING THE JEDI ORDER

Obi-Wan's ghost, tossing back ghost-vodka: bitch i stg

[cillianmurphyslimpwrist]

Everyone on Coruscant is addicted to Instagram part 1 

So here is my first post. Hope you enjoy it.

[adobsonartworks]

I think this is secretly why a lot of “fans” don’t like The Last Jedi. They don’t like being told that what they’re doing is bad and irredeemable. No matter what you think about a piece of media… NOTHING justifies this sort of harassment. Disney knows this, and they’re calling you out for it.

PS: I put “fan” in quotation marks because OBVIOUSLY I’m not talking about ALL fans. Just the specific ones that harass people.

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STAR WARS: REBELS - s3e19 - “Twin Suns”

    “Look what has become of you. A rat in the desert.”     “Look what I have risen above.”     “I’ve come to kill you, but perhaps it’s worse to leave you here, festering in your squalor.”     “If you define yourself by your power to take life, a desire to dominate, to possess, then you have nothing. “