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Acaiverse chapter 2: supamarkat

"remember cus this all started from açai,"

Seonghyeon got his açai,

pretty little bird pretty little birddd ain't no way Keonho forgave that easily,

End of Part 2, part 3 coming real soon,

did u like it

yes it's a masterpiece🥹🥹

Maybe

Voting ended on17h

Acaiverse chapter 2: supamarkat (28 scenes but it FEELS short,)

"remember cus this all started from açai,"

Seonghyeon got his açai,

pretty little bird pretty little birddd ain't no way Keonho forgave that easily,

End of Part 2, part 3 coming real soon,

did u like it

yes it's a masterpiece🥹🥹

Maybe

Voting ended on17h

#kpop #fyp #crack fic #eom seonghyeon #chao yufan #martin edwards park #kim juhoon #an keonho #shitpost #piscart #cortis #changbin #seungmin #acaiverse #illit #kpop funny #toxic yaoi #satire post

acaiverse character info🤓🤓

"I took your guy's acai" -eom seonghyeon 2026

extra facts:

James was gonna flirt with Keonho but... Seonghyeon interrupted, SO SEONGHYEON WAS KIND OF RIGHT,

"tryna strike a chord but it's probably an keonhooo" Sunoo and Jungwon was background characters but my sister changed it to seungmin and changbin btw😔🤞

#shitpost #crack fic #Acaiverse #kpop #eom seonghyeon #shitposting #cortis #juhoon #martin edwards park #chao yufan #keonho #stray kids #piscart #character info #kpop fyp #kim sunoo #yang jungwon

acaiverse 1: (FULL PICSART STORY LMFAO,)

"fanart would be nice"

I dont like marjames my sister put that Also keonho does give a shit about James LOL ignore that

#shitpost #crack fic #cortis #chao yufan #eom seonghyeon #keonho #martin edwards park #kim juhoon #kpop fyp #satire post #Acaiverse

"Ooh it gets down!✨"

just my serious terrible crackfic about JONGYU but on Tumblr your welcome

this is some cringe thing I wrote 100% myself as a joke Set around: july 2008-April 2009 Summary in a nutshell: jonghyun got onew pregnant akwardly, minho bewildered, key being mad that happened UNPROTECED, taemin happy for no reason, Then they just have a baby in the end yayy or something I dunno The text in here is unhinged to read and not detailed but the only thing detailed in here kinda is the birth scene💀 Recently edited: June 15 2026 in a bonus paet Also check chapter 4 if ur confused on how to imagine the baby🥀 RECENTLY EDITED A LITTLE!!!!!!!! if your brave enough to click it, do it PRETTY pls😭

Notes:

IM VERY SORRY AND I MAY APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING IN HERE, KEEP IN MIND THIS IS A UNFINISHED DRAFT THAT I MAY MAKE LONGER😭

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Yeah Harry Potter fanfic writers are good... But can they write this? BEFORE narongin (the son of ten & taeyong in 2014 when they was still smrookies)

there was jae-mi, in July 2008 I dunno what the darn month it was, jonghyun (18) had accidentally got onew (19) preg, and oh the other members reactions? Priceless,

Minho was like: "im not mad... Just wow-" key just looked at them with disgust, "Really?? Unprotected what did you say?? Im Outta here!"

And just walked off like the diva he is, taemin, (he was 15 at the time so ofc he's gonna act like that we always gotta get him) however didn't mind it, "yayyyyy a niece!! Or nephew- either way I will love whatever it is! I'll be the best uncle!!!" He was so native, he didn't know how wrong it was, jaejoong from DBSK, was peeking through the door, he was like: "huh???" And then he got mad- (cus well him, yoochun, junsu, had to witness changmin & yunho kissing all the time, romantic stuff etc, and ugh... so he hated how barely debuted SHINee is already getting a child...)

Lee-sooman however was unaware, (like he always is...)

Narrator: OFC HE IS, he's probs just planning what NCT should look like even though it's 2008💀 ----------------------------- FAST TIMESKIP WARNING! ------------------------------ Because clearly im not writing a whole ass month😔🙏,

Narrator: For a few weeks, onew just craved only chicken, jonghyun however was just trying his best to protect Onew ya know?.. The Usual....... Jonghyun: "hyung you alright need anything?" Onew: "nopeee im fine!"*munches on a leg like it's a Tuesday*

And then a ultrasound visit... The obstetrician: ok.. checking checking... It's a girl! *And then their eyes lighted up with joy* Jonghyun: a girl.. huh? *Smiles*

Taemin out of nowhere: *very excited* YAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! A NIECE!!! A NIECE!!!! *Shakes the obesterican* Obesterican: woah woah calm down?? *She's bewildered*

2 weeks later December 25th 2008... It's something wonderful- it's christmas day!!!! The boys was around in their dorm, they also had presents from other groups, Minho: alright key open your present I got you!!! Key: *agressively opens present* *gasp* Its a Gucci scarf! *Taemin laughs* oh Onew I got you something- Onew: what is it? *Taemin gives some pink little clothes that are too cute and some kawaii stickers* Onew: oh wow- thank you- *almost tears up* jonghyun: hey now.. don't cry! It's gonna be alright, it's just some clothes, *wipes onews tears with a napkin*

2009 next year... Onew now has a diary, and it has everything of jae-mi before shes even born, and the ultrasound? Decorated with the stickers taemin gave him, what a warmth, what a joy,

Minho is playing basketball with kyuhyun from super junior & Yuri from girls generation in the backyard, Minho: woohoo! Scored it!! Kyuhyun: aw man- next time? Yuri: definely, *Kyuhyun takes a glance at Minho* Minho: TF you staring at me for??!? *Bewildered*

key was ablosutely roasting the 1st gen kpop idols on the internet and giving fashion advice agressively, "yeah seo taji I can do better than you" chaos! Hahahahaha taemin was practicing his dance moves ofc, (his dog kept interrupting) Taemin: hey!! And jonghyun? Oh he was playing the guitar in the living room,.

April 10th 2009: . Onew: *suprsingly overwhelmed and discomforted* oh no oh no nonono- *the other members looked at him in fear* hospital... NOW!! In the car 2 hours later:

key: ok how long until is the hospital?- im starving man!

Jonghyun: *driving* 7 minutes, almost there,

Minho: *phew* thats a relief, meanwhile taemin is trying to calm down

Onew in the back, taemin: "Just breathe okay!" Onew: gah-- urgh- ah-! *Hates the contractions so bad he wished it never existed*

jonghyun: okay okay we are here!!! *Panicked* lets go- in the hospital: them at the receptionist, jonghyun: lady it's a emergency a baby emergency!! Could you just please please- receptionist: okay okay sir! My honor!

Receptionist after they went: "typical... Another Group Having a Baby.. it just goes back & forth.." *she goes back on her computer*

1 hour later in the ward... Onew: *trying to breathe* taemin: you can do it! I swear you can! Just think of how cute! *Onew is trying to push exactly* taemin: here let the nurse help you- Nurse: ok ok! Alright ima need you to do another push, you Got that? *Onew nods* in... 1.. 2. 3... 4! *Newborn cry* waaaaaaaa waaaa waaaa! Nurse: lets get you cleaned up little girl- *wipes her little face and then puts her in onews arms*

taemin: see I told you!

Onew: hi... Jae-mi?- you are a little precious angel...

*Jae-mi smirks like Jonghyun* Onew: huh??? Welp you are like your father that's for sure, Random fact here: born 2 days after aecha, (heechul and shindong from super junior's daughter haha crazy right they are such a mess) *jae-mi coos* Onew: my Darling... In the waiting room:..

Jonghyun: cmon cmon... When- is it- *checks watch* nurse: Mr Kim!! It's a healthy little girl!! Jonghyun: *has a tiny tear in his EYE* *walks into the ward*

Onew: (he's very... Weary) great.. your here!! Jjong!! I think she looks like you- im serious.... *chuckles* Jonghyun: oh wow she does- *shakes his head* can I hold her?....... Onew: be careful! Jae-mi is fragile..

Shes literally 32 kilograms and a half!

*Jae-mi coos*

Jonghyun: *takes her from onews hands* hi j- j-jae-mi.. im your daddy- jae-mi: *looks at him* Jonghyun: I think we are gonna just be just fine- *kisses Onew's cheek and then jae-mi* Onew: *blushes* h-h-huh? I didn't think you w-w-would n-n-nevermind! *Embrassed*

Onew: Oh come here u jerk.... *Jonghyun hesitates for 2 seconds..... then IMMEDIATELY puts jaemi back in onews arms THEN HE straight up goes for a kiss* *Onew's lips are brushing against him gracefully* *IT GOES ON FOR 4 minutes,* *Jonghyun then stops and smirks, then he makes a smile* (Taemin is clearly in the background watching them lol,) (Yi SI fuera ella is playing in the background...) Jonghyun: Listen Onew... I promise to always love u forever & forever... And that includes Jaemi of course..... *Onew starts to tear up*

Narrator: *sobs agressively for some reason*

Taemin: Im gonna go alert Minho and Key!! THAT JAEMIS BORN!!!!! I Think they should be in the cafeteria or something- Bye guys! *Opens the door and walks out* The hallway.... Taemin: *Walking* Okay okay... So like.... *Reads the hospital map* The cafeteria should be on the left......... Then I go ahead and take a turn to the right... ---------------------------------------- 5 seconds later in the cafeteria...... ROUND TABLE 4, number of seats: 5, Taemin: where in the world are they... *He spots them in a distance* OH HEY GUYS! OH HEY GUYS!!!! *Waves his hands* Taemin: JAEMI WAS BORN! JAEMI WAS BORN,

Minho: Wow taemin... U HAD the audacity to even be in the delivery room??? Your 15 for Christ sake?? *Shakes head* Do u need to bleach your eyes??

Taemin: *Smiles* Well it was onew! He looked so helpless! So my presence had to be there! Being there is the nicest thing to do! *Winks* Key: u wanna know what else was nice? Taemin: What? Key: *smirking* that kiss in February... *Takes a bite out of his salad* Taemin: *confused* what kiss?????? Key: nevermind... Taemins inner monologue: Thats supa werid!.... I know exactly what he's talking about! When we was stargazing... But why would he bring that up???- *pondering his thoughts*

Minho: WHAT are u guys even- anyways look what I bought for Jaemi! *Pulls out a teddy bear that says: "Precious Niece" It was on sale! *Takes a sip out of the cola bottle he's drinking* Key: it's suspiciously corny.... Minho: Well what else was I supposed to buy?? *Breaks the forth wall and stares at the imaginary camera thats non-existent* -------------------------------------------------------------

2 days later... She came home to the SHINee dorm IN the sm Entertainment building, , taemin: oh wow!!! Shes so adorable!! Im gonna spoil her so much!!! Even if she looks like a popcorn nugget but a adorable popcorn nugget noneless!... Key: I must say.. shes cute.. can I dress her in fashionable outfits? Givenchy... Gucci... Or LOUIS VUITTON! *Laughs* Minho: or teach her sports? *Key slaps Minho* Key: MINHO SHE'S 0 YEARS OLD! jae-mi: *looks at her uncles and her parents with love genuinely just love,*

Jaemi: ba... *Coos and makes a gurgle* -------------------------------------------------------------- THE END........ (Part 2 of the random SHINee baby TRIOLGY coming in 2026,)

#onew #lee jinki #shitpost #fanfic #shineee #shawol #shitposting #shinee #kpop #2nd gen kpop #ao3 fanfic #crack fic #kim jonghyun #taemin #key shinee #minho shinee #some super junior in here #jongyu

classygumi

“mark lee left nct.”

which one do u think will win a fight in kpop against eachother: (random edition:)

PICK ONE

chuu from loona

Mark tuan and yugyeom from GOT7

Sungjae from BtoB,

Voting ended onApr 7

#shitpost #fyp #kpop #who would win #tumblr polls #loona #btob #got7 #kpop funny

SM LEADERS as random templates I found part 2: (VERY LONG I MAY PUT WHEN I WAS MAKING THIS)

added: taeyong from NCT, Victoria from f(x), Mika from GPP, jiwoo from hearts2hearts, James from DearALICE, Karina from aespa, Mark FROM NCT💔💔 (very sad about him leaving)