*cracks knuckles* okay nerds listen the fuck up.
So Iām in a special gym class for the swim team, so itās coed with the boys and girls swim team for my school. Itās leg day, and I was setting up my rack for squats. Now I donāt usually go hard in gym because I donāt fucking care and Iām a 3 season athlete, I donāt actually need extra fuxking exercise. I only put maybe 10 pounds on the bar, and this fucking twig looking punk ass comes from fucking nowhere and starts laughing. Mind you Iām taller than fucking everyone in this class, I towered over this twerp. I ask him why heās laughing, and he says, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, āWomen are so weakā and I almost decked his ass right then but I bite my tongue. For no fucking reason he decided to continue, āWhy are women even in sports, they canāt do anything! Whatās your max, 50 pounds?ā And all his friends are laughing and telling him how cool this he is. So I challenge him to a squatting challenge, I want to see how much weight he can squat. Heās all reluctant now, saying how that wasnāt safe for me, how I might hurt myself, but my swim coach comes from behind and says she would like to see it so heās like āFine, whatever, if you get hurt it aināt my fault.ā
He proceeds to put fucking 100 pounds on, my ass is trying not to laugh because wow thatās āa lotā, and the whole time he is struggling, groaning and making gross ass male noises, and only got 4 reps in. He sets it back on the rack and looks at me with this fucking smirk, surrounded by his douche group, and omg Iām about to just drop kick his ass, and he does that stupid hand motion towards the rack. I walk over and my team members ask me how much I want. I tell them to double it. Everyone stops and my coach is smiling cause she knows how much I can squat. My teammates are like āā¦ Are you sure?ā And I tell them how Iām fucking ready. So they put 100 more pounds on, making it now 200 pounds, and I tell them to back off. I then walk over and add 50 more pounds, the whole time looking at this white trash. He looks like a dead man, crusty lookin ass about to pass out. The bar now has 250 pounds, and I get 15 reps in. I set it down and I walk up to him, not having broken a sweat, and just pat him on the cheek before continuing on with my workout. My teammates are all freaking out, telling me how cool that was and how they never knew, but the boys team looks like theyāre going to cry. Iām really fucking sore but I regret nothing.
Thatās the story how I went up in weight for my squat with the pure determination of breaking up fuckbois dreams @ask-elizabeth-holly-hamilton
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