Idly Woolgathering

*windows error noise*

[dapurinthos]

the official star wars insider article about lightsaber forms is giving form vi some lucille bluth vibes.

niman: i love all of the other forms equally. niman: [earlier] i don't care for makashi.

[itsmoonpeaches]

one day you too could be a fanfic author who updates a decade later

[maulgirl]

everything about the clones’ existence makes me so unwell. it’s like. you are a copy of a man who is a killer but he is also a father and he is whip-smart and tough but he’s a simple man and he asks for one thing when he agrees to be cloned and it’s a son. and you grow up to look just like this man but you are not his son you are his paycheck

[maulgirl]

it’s like you are not his son but you are just like his son in every possible way except that they put a chip in your brain to make you behave and they make you grow up fast so you can fight in a war that is the only reason for your existence (except there’s a second reason, but it’s too horrible to imagine and you won’t know it until it’s too late) so you are everything like this son but you are also nothing like him because he is a child and you never got to be one

[maulgirl]

it’s like you’re a ghost in a machine and an immaculate conception and a sleeper agent and a greek tragedy and a gothic double and a weapon and a best friend but above all you’re a good soldier and you have your father’s eyes

[moonrpg]

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

[charmwasjess]

Dooku looks like absolute shit but I forgive everything because of this moment here where he just casually catches someone from tripping with the Force

[charmwasjess]

DOOKU DON'T GET ATTACKED BY AN EVIL PLANT CHALLENGE FAILURE

Come on honeybaby this is 2 out of 2

[charmwasjess]

@mika1683 this is my favorite one of him but yeah some choices were made

[artemisdesari-blog]

Me: Grandpa Dooku is an essential concept in Star Wars and I'm disappointed that they didn't go harder on the idea.

The ROTS novelisation:

Grandpa Dooku. 'Nuff said.

[layne-loves-lying]

If Count Gora has no haters, I'm dead

[bolithesenate]

very quick very rough expression of my own sleepiness.

[totalspiffage]

what this fandom needs

more f/f

[totalspiffage]

What fandom, you ask? All of them. There’s not enough in any fandom.

[gffa]

Star Wars: Jedi Knights #1 | Shaak Ti

[gffa]

Did an official Star Wars book actually state the Jedi Purge as a genocide??? Like, we all knew it was, but THEY ACTUALLY FINALLY SAID IT??? GODDAMN THIS BOOK IS NOT PULLING ITS PUNCHES. [Star Wars: The Reign of the Empire: The Mask of Fear | Alexander Freed]

[meangirlnurse]

i wish AO3 had, like, an option to tag certain characters as “main characters” or “side characters” because if you try to find fics about an unpopular character through their tag you end up browsing through like 3000 fics where one sentence mentions them scratching their ass in the background and that’s it 

[bolithesenate]

more archive shenanigans. do not attempt at home

[jonnywaistcoat]

You know, all three times Palpatine took an L it was because he couldn't just couldn't stop jizzing lightning. In fact, with the exception of the bit where he tries a little burst and Yoda just catches it, every time he does it it breaks bad for him in some way cause he's just to much of a sicko to stop electro-jaculating in time. Compare this to the dignified, almost regal, force lightning emanations of Count Dooku.

Don't really have a point, but sometimes you just gotta post about Sheev Palpatine.

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[amarcia]

My friend's thegrayjedi87's jedisona 😂

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

[xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062]

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

[unexpectedyarns]

And several others as well. Clear data, disable, uninstall if you can.

[shoforca]

In case anyone else is having the same problem-- When I searched this in the usual list of apps, it didn't show up-- I had to click the link above to open it in the app store, and THEN I could uninstall it.