theoretical sex worker

[punkrock-bottom]

I had this theory a while ago that all guys were into pup play, even when they said they weren't. So I started doing it to guys without asking first and I believe I was right 99% of boys just wanna be good dogs.

Recently I was inspired by your posts and I started doing the exact same thing even when guys said they were against it but again 99% of boys just wanna be good lil bros. There's no moral to this.

This does NOT hold true for chastity but that just makes it hotter when the guy really doesn't want his cock locked up and you do it anyway

This is true and real everyone just wants a big bro to look after them and make them feel good and fill them up with big tasty loads. But be careful ☝️ someone might do this to you

[operaqueen]

X

[nudi-viri]

[taknuprivet]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[mewnivercity]

You🫵 clearly👁 don't🚫 go🟢 here🌏 or to queer🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ history⏳️ and signaling🚦, or both👯‍♂️, enough✋️ to have this👆 conversation🫯 and I'm not🙅going to explain📖 it🎈 to you🫵. You could have asked💬 questions❓️, you could have done✅️ even a modicum🤏 of research🔍. You🫵 didn't🚫 and you🫵 made yourself😎 look👀 ignorant🫥. Goodbye🖖.

[darkboydesire]

[princesssokphanny]

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

[kedreeva]

Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.

[leebrontide]

Happy Pride month to the moon

[lewislarbalestier-moved]

happy republic day to all the italian tumblrinas gnc

[versodile]

btw u can call ur top a good boy when he’s hitting it and maybe he would enjoy that and then after he rearranges your guts maybe you could stroke his hair and tell him how good he was.please

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[shaunleewhoo]

When he’s cumming inside you and you can feel the dick pulsing..

[iszyjfry]

One of the best things in life is finally finding out what a mutual’s dick looks like.

[crabussy]

You ever just hear an american irl and go "holy shit you sound american"

IT'S VERY JARRING. I find it delightful. my favourite moment ever was when I was walking through a town (TINY TOWN. TIIIINY. SEASIDE TOWN. ITSY BITSY. HAS A FEW LOCALLY RUN CAFES MAYBE. REASONABLY FAR AWAY FROM ANY CITY) and I hear the MOST american accent ever behind me go "is there a mc donalds around here?" IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. IT'S LIKE WHEN THE LION AT THE ZOO ACTUALLY ROARS. godbless

[tomsainsburyseale]

[punkrock-bottom]

Thoughts on being knotted by a big dumb werewolf?

This is literally what I was made to do. “Thoughts on fulfilling your life’s purpose?”

[overcyan-deactivated20250813]

A good Body guard is always prepared!

[idol8or]

[sindrip]