Escaping from Hadess in a gay way

he/him • 25

[v171]

Alien gender binary.

[dmsk67]

[mygaythoughtsblog]

Happy Pride! Hope everyone lives their best queer lives and piss off a homophobe this month! 🌈

[ozempicofficial]

[rajven7]

Conclusion: gays do things better

[elnerdo19v2]

They said go big or go home and the gays said “hold my beer”

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

[rakshar]

your forgiven.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

[sasukechannel]

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

[karafina]

hello i have this

[taquito]

nice dick as always bro

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[segamascott]

[idonegoofedonceagain]

Your latest selfie got my full attention. Your buddy gave you good advice. You have a hot body, and a cool hat collection (a defo masc vibe lol). Long weekend plans?

I live in Canada so this isn't a long weekend for me unfortunately lol

Last Monday was a holiday here tho and I didn't do fuck all so I'm afraid I don't have an interesting answer for you one way or the other

[kumboochies]

Y’all 💀

[idonegoofedonceagain]

I told my buddy I liked how I looked here and he told me to post it, but since I'm not a whore I can't upload this to Instagram, so Tumblr will have to make do

[idonegoofedonceagain]

I told my buddy I liked how I looked here and he told me to post it, but since I'm not a whore I can't upload this to Instagram, so Tumblr will have to make do

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan