It's My Gay Hell

•••••••••••••And i get to scream about it•••••••••••• 27 • it/it's only • Ego

[and-fishing-equipment]

your outdoor catboy boyfriend is fucking killing the local mouse girl population KEEP YOUR CATBOYS INSIDE

[stupidrehab]

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[nickythehickey]

there are a few people actually whose blogs just look like this to me and i hope they know i still love them

[dzuchu]

Ancient arts of yaoi jesus (aoba cake)

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[idontchara]

me to my tattoo artist: "so I need you to know I know in my head what color I want but I also am a little colorblind and cannot tell you for sure if I'm looking at it or not so I will just trust your judgement based on my verbal description of the color."

[idontchara]

love slicing my fingers opening a toy meant for children

[secondimpact]

[st4rshiptr00per]

murderbot: im so good at not making faces 95% of the time its basically my job

the other 5%:

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

[aberrantemotion]

Always funny to me when indie devs who already sell games for dirt cheap participate in steam sales with like 90 percent off. Like. "Yeah this game is three dollars but you can have it for one right now." Like your game costs as much as a pack of m&ms and youre selling it for the cost of a pack of m&ms in the 1950s now? Okay

[idontchara]

perks of getting a tattoo

I feel so hot rn

I have sickass art permanently on my body

I got to support a local artist (and charity for this one)

instant coolness upgrade

downsides of getting a tattoo

god I wanna lay on my side I only ever sleep on the other side but now I wanna roll over so bad but I can't fuck up my tattoo I'm seeing my artist again soon and I gotta baby it he's so pretty,,, never before in my life has sleeping on the tattooed side been more appealing

[idontchara]

IDC if I get shit for this but tbh I actually don't give a shit if trans people are a little clocky. I like when we embrace it, actually. being a little clocky actually makes it so much easier for us in the community to actually /find/ one another and /be/ the community

I don't think we as a community should be pushing other trans people to strive for perfect gender conformity because 1. bad, ew, that's just promoting gender essentialism; but like also 2. hello not all of us can afford to transition or are able to do so for health or other reasons that would jeopardize our safety; and 3. hello I actually went out to an event today that was not at all queer focused and I saw SO MANY other queer people and it felt SO GOOD. I love being in a crowd of trans people. I love being In My Group. I didn't realize how starved for community I was until I was quite literally surrounded by genderqueer people on all sides

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

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20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 1 day 21 hours

[idontchara]

I have

TATTOO

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.