idk

Extremely chronically physically ill

[contemptible-scoundrel]

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[ozempicofficial]

[loveridden1999]

[romanceyourdemons]

in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[7dmom]

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

[1anonyymous1]

[ewaneneollav]

guy who gets a pepsi from the break room vending machine every day after his work shift & amiably says “gotta have a pepsi!” while grinning & passing it back & forth between his hands but one day the pepsi is sold out & he leaves the building robotically with a completely flat expression & isn’t seen at work again

[satellites-halo]

eating sugar is not a primary cause of diabetes. eating junk food is not a primary cause of diabetes. when you make jokes about "getting diabetes" over sugary, junk filled food, you are enforcing stereotypes that end with diabetics developing deadly eating disorders or experiencing medical abuse and neglect. Yes, it is that deep. Stop making diabetes jokes, you look like an uneducated bigot

[damazcuz]

This is my post but you can have some of it if you want. I don't mind sharing. :) smiles

[kerink]

he's literally so kind and no one ever talks about it

[damazcuz]

I'm nice

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[parakeet]

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb