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veryluckyclovers

gaybichon

not even funny how true this is for me

arteei

i am cringe but i am not free 💔 im cringe and extremely self conscious

freakoutgirl

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

#Unironically I do think I need to start saying this

artemisrhodon-deactivated202403

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

#You love to see it #But also @ all the people in the notes complaining that this conflates queer with pornographic....#Be so for real rn bc what types of posts are primarily being marked Mature #It's not the mature ones!#So if they're gonna continue to consider a post that dares to say the words “trans women” as mature then yeah. Fine. Make it an 18+ space #Bc then it should be fine right? Unless there is some OTHER reason you keep banning them?

sergeantsporks

“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

sergeantsporks

Every time

midiport

im going to explode in the kiln

offishly

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me there's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

leshermes

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

#Honestly this is how it feels being in a long distance relationship and only visiting properly in June #Limited Edition Gay Experiences #For pride month of course

kaity--did

Absolutely love how emotionally aware my child is for a 4 and a half year old do not however love stubbing my toe on the island for the 100th time today and hearing "hey mama it's okay to cry! It's not okay to throw a fit though, and we hafta re-...we have to reconitize the difference"

kaity--did

When I immediately say "oh no thanks" to a food she offers me she says "oh mommy, chefs try new foods. Can you take one , two, bites for me and if you really don't like it then I won't ask forever again deal?"

like you know what fine sure I'll try your truly heinous concoction because I do in fact hafta respect the deals

#It does suck (in a funny way) but it also means you're doing a great job!!!#Had a kid hand me our “cranky cream” before bc I was getting frustrated once #And I often hear the little ones go “I think [random irritated adult] needs to go cuddle in the calming corner. That will make them better”#Which is valid. But then you as a grown ass adult DO have to go wedge yourself into the calming corner bc #We try and make sure the kids know grown-ups have to deal with big feelings too

girlsadist

t4t couple (torture for torture)

pukicho

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

dumbpuppyfag

does anyone know if being kept in a state of constant anxiety and insecurity for 25 years is bad for you??

monsterpotion

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

monsterpotion

oh its bad back there.

#:////#It's all....BBC Sherlock and outdated ace memes

ms-demeanor

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Voting ended onJun 4

#I have my permit and I've been told I've driven well (albeit....a little TOO carefully) the few times I've done it but #I hate ittttt. I hate it SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭#I couldn't see a deer in the field bc it was on my right and I wouldn't have seen it until it was too late if it ran out #I can't read the signs until I'm nearly next to them and that's WITH my glasses #I cannot see my passenger at ALL without fully turning my head to the side and away from the road so #If they try and tell me smth non-verbally (like pointing at where I should turn) I don't know!!#And then they get mad bc I missed the turn 😔#I gotta get a license eventually but God. Fuck. Why. Kill me.

cryptotheism

I'm impervious to physical damage in a sexual way

death-by-sc0tland

it's still killing me that the doctor and the master are canonically each other's emergency contacts. who gets your will when you think you're about to die oh right it's the guy that's been trying to kill you. for centuries

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