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Xena!

#eurovision 2026 #romania

gunilsguns

He's so precious 🤧

#eurovision 2026 #sal da vinci #puppy

augureysfeather

How stereotypical Italian do you want to be?

This song: Yes.

I'm having serious flashbacks of Good Omens hell's settings and characters

#good omens #eurovision #denmark

tinkertailorsoldierguy

RANKED: River Cartwright Head Injuries, from Least to Most Concerning

2x04: Unable to brace while falling to ground after getting Tased, probably lands on face

This one barely counts. Also he falls onto dirt and it's the middle of summer, so the ground probably isn't even very hard. I give it zero ambulance sirens out of a possible five. Get up and try again.

5x04: Elbowed in face

Personally I would have liked to have seen more suffering. I give it 1 ambulance siren. 🚨

4x03: Fall through roof into pile of tires

I think he should have cut or scratched his face on the roof while falling. Overall, I give it 2 ambulance sirens, mostly because this occurs maybe an hour after a definite brain injury. 🚨🚨

3x03: Headbutt to nose

Probably broke his nose at least, which goes unaddressed. I give it 3 ambulance sirens. 🚨🚨🚨

4x02: Butt of pistol to back of head

This one looks pretty bad, but he seems fine. You could argue that's adrenaline, but I don't want to argue. Very enjoyable, I give it 4/5 ambulance sirens. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

1x02: Hit in face with pistol butt

He looks super dazed right after, which is probably something to be concerned about. At first I thought maybe he was bleeding out the ear after this, but upon further review, it seems that it was just a cut on the side of his forehead.

I award it 4 sirens. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

3x03: Thrown into lockers and then into wall, implied that beating continued while show cut to other POV characters, further injuries likely

Fun! 4 sirens, and then he manages to remain standing for several hours after that. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

3x06: Knocked out for a few minutes by close-range grenade blast and files/filing cabinets that fell on him

At minimum, no one should have allowed him to drive a car 30 minutes later. 5/5, stunning work. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

4x02: Butt of rifle to side of head

Two hard hits to the head in quick succession (not something they recommend). He remains unconscious for all of the following:

the entire drive back through town

being removed from the van

being carried/dragged into the house and up at least one flight of stairs

being lifted onto a bed

Victor leaving the room, locking the door, and going back downstairs

That's a pretty long time to not wake up after a head injury. Severe brain trauma! Love that for him. 5/5 sirens. Seek medical attention immediately. 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Also what a choice to then bonk his head, which I have to imagine is throbbing in pain, against this door.

Also notable that he again chooses to operate a vehicle shortly after injury.

So impressive how he just manages to keep on going despite serious bodily harm, the Kerri Strug of failures.

#slow horses #river cartwright #poor Golden Retriever

I thought I was gonna have an emotional but cheerful night. I was sure of it. It turned out to be a depressing, frustrating one.

Thank fuck that’s over now. Wish I could forget it ever existed

#good omens 3 #good omens spoilers #it made me like very sad #i thought that was done after Supernatural #and instead

Let's take a deep breath and just think about the Black Sails finale all together. It'll make you feel better, I swear. Even the Superwholock generation got to be happy at least once

#good omens spoilers #good omens 3 #black sails

I read a fic about the Book of Life and honestly they should have just used that as script for this fucking finale

#good omens 3 #good omens spoilers #why why do they always do this

fellshish

petition to rip that finale from the book of life

idrilearfalas

Count me in

#good omens #good omens s3 spoilers #good omens 3 #SO MANY MISSED OPPORTUNITIES

They've disappeared from existence and their human counterparts will die in a few years out of old age and there's not even a heaven where they can meet again.

And someone calls this a happy ending? It's the freaking saddest thing I've ever seen, and I've been there for the finale of Supernatural.

#good omens 3 #good omens spoilers #i honestly hated what they did here #of all the possibilities they chose the most hopeless one #they had years to write this and this is what they came up with?#are they related to SPN writers?#thank God shows like Slow Horses still exist #how can a show leave you sad and hopeless when they should be what cheer you up from things?

azirafuck

its not really bad. it isn't. however

it feels like the person who wanted to give you a forehead kiss accidentally ends up headbutting you, making you fall over and crash your head on the concrete.

#good omens #good omens 3 #good omens spoilers #i know EXACTLY what you mean there

alittlebitof333

bad day for those who filter out ‘Alternate Universe - Human’ as a tag on AO3

#good omens finale #good omens 3 #good omens spoilers #lol

samwwise

“bury your gays?” no we will do you one better, they said. “destroy their entire plane of existence so they and their experiences and their history and their love for each other will never have been real”. get fucked actually

#good omens #good omens 3 #good omens spoilers #and here I thought they couldn't do worst than supernatural

samwwise

you don't understand. i'm devastated so entirely by the ending i cannot even appreciate the fact that aziraphale cosplayed as legolas in the opening scene.

#good omens #good omens 3 #good omens spoilers #that's so fucking accurate description of my feelings