ich stürm jetzt gleich ne großbank. geil oder?

she/they | 22 | ⚢ | I write (sometimes) | Ifelldowntoearth on ao3 | idk how tumblr works

[queer-tatort]

Tatort Zürich + text posts (23/?)

[julitypes]

// whitsantos siblingism, discussion of needles/shots

dennis whitaker who always got perturbed giving himself his testosterone shots, now living with someone he actually trusts. sitting on the edge of the bathtub far too long, staring down at the own muscle of his thigh just below the boxers he had on. his jaw tight, mind filled with self-deprecating thoughts because he was a doctor, why was it so difficult to do?

and trinity, who was going to brush her teeth, pushing the door open to see dennis just sitting there, vial of t on the counter and a syringe discarded beside it. her roommate not even looking directly at it. she says something about him being a chicken, but she crouches down on the ground beside his leg. makes sure the measurement is right, and talks about something audacious a patient did just before she presses the needle past.

[spatort-polls]

Hier die Ergebnisse der Mausig-Atzig-Fotzig Polls in einer Grafik 💫

Bei manchen war sich das Fandom einiger, als bei anderen ;)

[tired-shipper]

they warned us

[lotsoflovelacy]

this fanfic shit easy af

[jemilysversion]

[nonaferatu]

This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:

If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.

This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace

[nonaferatu]

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

[queer-tatort]

Isabelle und Tessa + adventures in personal space

[herzgestolper]

"Das präferierte Tatort Team sagt für Deutsche soviel aus, wie das Sternzeichen."

- Weisheiten meiner Kolleg:innen

[helmet-noob]

i was doomscrolling ship dynamics on Pinterest and suddenly thought of one i've loved for ages but I don't know if it has a name

PLEASE tell me you guys see the vision

[lostxinfinity]

Never Love An Anchor - Hörk Animatic

It's far from perfect, don't look at the details, but I had to get this out of my system.

Shoutout an @liastrawberie für den Support und kreativen Input. <33

[blueangelbby]

“You shaved your bush” trend but it’s Dennis, Victoria, and Trinity impersonating their bosses and Robby walks in on Victoria going “No, Dr. Robby would be much more devastated than that” and Trinity drops her voice and goes “Whitaker you shaved your bush?”

And Robby bursts into tears because Dennis did you really-

[sparklesquarkles]

Part 2 von Chats, die so hätten passieren können (Spatort Edition)

Hier gehts zu Part 1

[dominoeslavacake]

[mvllendowski]

night shift

[justannoyingbear]

Aufgrund ihrer fortgesetzt beschissenen und menschenfeindlichen Politik wurde einstimmig beschlossen*, der CDU/CSU die Buchstaben C, D und S abzuerkennen. Bei der nächsten Wahl treten sie als U/U an.

Aus den beschlagnahmten Buchstaben basteln wir uns einen CSD.

*Ich habe das beschlossen. Einstimmig.

[sapphicctigress]

thank you, Cressida Cowper, for this☺️