Marxism Asthetic

Honestly who knows my dude

[casketfreak]

a little beverage from the store doesn’t count as spending it’s just a little drinky drink

[3liza]

stop doing this

[3liza]

[eveydeevey]

Perks of being without sin:

Free to cast stones just whenever

[rottingfacade]

washing machine cycle ending explained

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[memewhore]

[blackpyrefly]

dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

[bunniope]

whats grundlous mean

[blackpyrefly]

of or pertaining to grundle

[emma-d-klutz]

I’ve seen at least three Stacy’s Mom parodies about Stacy’s Dad. I have seen one about her brother. This poor girl. I am going to write a parody from the point of view of her one aroace friend who is trying her best to reassure a wary and distrustful Stacy that she’s really just here to hang with Stacy and just her and has no ulterior motives. 

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

[phantomnio]

Me on a friday night

[ceescedasticity]

“The power’s out because what.”

[howtofuckamonster]

Makes sense, that area’s made for boning

[desinteresse]

Everyday I wake up and go ‘SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME!!!’ and then I go to work

[tittyinfinity]

[unclefather]

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

[nocturnaldove777-deactivated202]

That's just male bonding

[unclefather]

[effemimaniac]

I'm transitioning my gender from immovable object to unstoppable force

[funnytwittertweets]

[yiffmaster]

Ok? you live on Earth but you'd be surprised if you saw an elephant, or like the Pope outside

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Both of those things exist though

[dillyt]

girl I don't care if the Pope "exists" I'd still start screaming and running away if I saw him

[aletheyass]

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

[azzandra]

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

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