That would be a knee slapper

If I had knees, anyway

[abandonedshops]

[abandonedshops]

[tchaikovskaya]

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

[tchaikovskaya]

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

[jonahsimms]

[cutecatzone]

[frogfully]

[catchymemes]

[bazoozle-deactivated20210714]

GOLF WITHOUT LIMITS

[preliminei]

[blackbearmagic]

my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic

Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.

So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.

[happierthandignified]

My dad always get mad when I do this. He’s always like “We didn’t need to know.” That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I don’t always *need* to know but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.

[ralfmaximus]

Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if you’re not gonna use it?

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[skeletonpee]

Sips

[valtsv]

enough demonic possession films where the demon possesses a woman’s body and does weird creepy “erotic” shit w it more demonic possession films where the demon and the host are basically just the protagonists in a buddy comedy movie

[likeawildthing]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

incredibly bold of you to pretend there was nothing erotic about these two 

[jumex]

Sometime u just have to sit on ur porch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

vampire conspiracy theories, go!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

absolutely superb 

[mysillycomics]

[lucifer]

[lavendermidnights]

the MBTI types as multiple people i know

INTJ:

-has the emotional intensity of a potato

-just lost in general

-communism jokes

-Actual Satan ™ (and proud of it)

-really intelligent and talented in academic fields or art

-probably has sex with the concept of math

ENFP:

-energy for days

-absolutely no chill

-if they call you they will talk for 12 hours straight (you cannot escape)

-falls in love with literally anything

-a fool

-atleast a bit gay

ENFJ:

-also zero chill

-secretly a nerd

-an active tinder user

-can go from 0 to 100 real fast

-perfect instagram feed

-probably bi

INFP:

-The Purest Person ™ on this planet

-just trying their best

-great aesthetic

-protect them at all cost

-smart but wont admit it

INFJ:

-enough feelings to share to five INTJs

-seriously, no one needs to feel that much, okay?

-also has zero chill but hides it and explodes on the inside

-laughs at funny birds

-people might think that they have their shit together but in reality they have no idea what they’re doing

INTP:

-nerd

-fueled by memes

-is actually watching youtube videos when claims to be studying

ISTP:

-nerd, but likes to snowboard

-fueled by bad tumblr memes

-never studies

ENTJ:

-thinks they’re always right

-gets offended when someone tries to ask about their feelings

-very independent

-a fridge full of alcohol

-questionable morals

ESFP:

-just wants everyone to have a great time

-creates drama for themself just for the fun of it

-a mess but still somehow manages to survive in life

-cares alot about their friends