in dog years, i’m dead

i like video games, cats and memes that are thinly veiled cries for help. 32 he/him

[maviyenot]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[phantomsphorever]

Danger Days Remastered CD, 2026

[everyday-cutephoto]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[transhuman-priestess]

Shake his hand you fucking monster he’s waiting

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[summonfish]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people

[bowlingalleycarpetmuncher]

Absolutely. I think the reason this became taboo is likely because it was used in magic and then inevitably suppressed by the various churches and warlords that followed.

Irish witches would do this to curse people with social consequences. They'd let their hair down and go wander and weep or scream in front of people's door loudly about all the shit they fucking did so the whole town knows by morning and can point and stare. Then she'd go home and put her hair back up and go about her day like that didn't happen and not mention it again.

But the effectiveness of this type of curse was high in small tight-knit communities. If someone got cursed it's a big deal in gossip so now now the skeletons are out and everyone in town knows the accusations and the whole tawdry situation and can publicly debate their culpability. Pretty effective curse I'd say.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

oh sure

[sirfrogsworth]

Sometimes you just need to stand on a rock and howl. 

[jadeharleyinc]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

meanwhile the U.S. women's team has won 4 world cups which somehow doesn't come up

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

a lot of people don’t tell you this when you’re starting to remodel your own home but occasionally under the floorboards you’ll find the entrance to an unimaginably sprawling and vast complex of underground lakes connected to each other through intricate networks of tunnels where suburbanite mermaids have set up mermaid strip malls with mermaid verizon, mermaid driving school, the mermaid liquor store, and so on. and many people will think this is a plumbing issue, but it’s actually a zoning problem

[notbecauseofvictories]

good morning exclusively to the atlantic’s science editor, or whoever it is that titles their animal biology articles

[notbecauseofvictories]

fellas, they’ve done it again

[notbecauseofvictories]

me, weeping openly: potato

[notbecauseofvictories]

DEFECTOR HAS TAKEN UP THE MANTLE

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[punkitt-is-here]

a rare sighting