All stories are true

Hi, welcome to my mind palace. This is a multifandom blog: Sherlock, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Merlin, Hannibal, J.R.R.Tolkien, Avengers, Star Wars, Star Trek, Fantasy stuffs, Foods and Animals. Happy tumbling y'all!

[kuuras]

✧ ・🕸️ ° 🎃 O c t o b e r : Movies To Watch This H a l l o w e e n 🎃 ° 🕸️ ・✧

[mockwa]

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

Real life footage of GTA Jeremy

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

Reblogging this because I find it hilarious and think about it constantly

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[aurebahrk-blog]

[darkmario666]

There has to be some godless injoke

[luxwing]

My ride is here

[youthxcrew69]

what the FUCK is this supposed to say 

[stormmysticism-deactivated20240]

This is the new imagine touch the sky

[xenodile]

[frozen-delight]

SPN Cinematography: Sam and Dean and their favourite metallic sofa

[preciousinstant]

[enisco]

Dope As Fuck

[itscolossal]

Gravity-Defying Land Art by Cornelia Konrads [updated]

[alexiswikyd]

Fey were here…

[narnianvalkyrieofberk]

@practicallypidge @glumshoe @thebibliosphere @vampireapologist @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

[entierradefrikis]

[fuzzynecromancer]

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

[theperksofbeingaperk]

[cosmicfunnies]

[pseudocoding]

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

[cupcakelogic]

oh no

[starsfelllikerain]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

[english-idylls]

The Five Senses by Jan Brueghel the Elder and Peter Paul Rubens.

Sight (1617)

Hearing (1617-18)

Smell (1617-18)

Taste (1618)

Touch (1618)

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[gotham]

Dreams feel real while we’re in them, right. It’s only when we wake up that we realise something was actually strange.

[swayer-of-dale]

MIDDLE-EARTH + Scenery [PartⅦ] THE HOBBIT/THE LORD OF THE RINGS

Random Gif Edit- 49/?

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[ovanrie]

serbian recipes: boil it, throw in some spinach. some broccoli. some more green vegetables. great! now throw all that in the toilet and order some sausages and ćevapi and don’t forget the beer and rakija

[chocolatedeathwarrior-deactivat]

The Rules of Team Free Will:

1.  Must look good in plaid. 

2.  Must *vaguely* resemble some kind of animal.

3.  Must be able to look ridiculously attractive in literally any situation.

4.  Must struggle with feelings of paternal abandonment.

5.  Must have an addictive personality and/or alcoholism.

(Don’t look so innocent, Sammy.  We know about the demon blood.)

6.  And probably PTSD.

7.  Must be the object of at least one supernatural being’s affection.

8.  Must be a master of dramatic eye-rolls. 

9.  And bitch face.

10. And finally, must be able to die a lot yet remain oddly unaffected.  

[bisexual-poptart-deactivated201]

I will reblog this until I die 

[stories-by-shanna-p]

I just laughed my ass off!!! XD

[destielette]

Epic Post Is Epic