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hi. i'm probably autistic. i'm also queer. i love birds, minerals, writing... the color orange.. goldfish (specifically the rainbow ones). i graduated from pinterest to here.

[igaveuponoriginality]

we <3 exam season

[ilovecoelacanths]

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

[sugar-for-ashes]

[bitt-better]

[hailed-marys]

an ode to prometheus

[landmineblogging]

you're doomed regardless. might as well save someone else

[landmineblogging]

do it again. keep going. use everything you have left. burn brightly

[the-haiku-bot]

do it again. keep

going. use everything you

have left. burn brightly

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[edithsweetithh]

going into the apush exam knowing hamilton wrote the other 51, richard nixon was a crook, and henry clay never dies

[jagcore]

apush exams coming up so it’s time to ask the million dollar questions:

who the hell is john locke (some philosopher who dropped a lot of the political ideas used in the american independence movement)

who the hell is eli whitney (invented things like. uh. the cotton gin. and interchangeable parts)

what the hell is the embargo act (france made thomas jefferson mad so he crippled our economy)

who the hell is john rockefeller (rich guy who is basically the poster boy for gilded age competitive business warfare)

who the hell is warren harding (president I think?? but like what did he do. I don’t know. I’ll look that up)

what the hell is the great depression (it turns out a stock market based on money that doesn’t exist doesn’t end well for the general populace)

what the hell is world war II (came in clutch during the great depression by superbuffing the defense industry. also helped get gains in women’s rights and racial equality. oh and like millions of people died and we used nuclear weapons and napalm on civilian targets and there was yknow the holocaust but like. don’t worry about it.)

who the hell is de gaulle (he shows up as the leader of france in like period 8 and he criticizes people a lot i think)

what the hell is the first gulf war (I think saddam hussein pissed us off so we had to go and slime him out. he was like a dictator and did some bad things I think? lowkey we don’t do anything with period 9 so I can’t really say)

who the hell is steve jobs (ligma balls)

probably going to study early american history and more around world war 1

[taisnottired]

going into my apush ap exam this friday knowing that hamilton's financial plan is an outrageous demand and it's too many damn pages for any man to understand

[edithsweetithh]

if i had a nickle for every time south carolina tried to secede from the union, i'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[mae-in-fairyland]

The Heimler Prayer

Our Heimler who art on YouTube,

hallowed be thy name

Thy brain cows milked,

thy five received,

on exam day as it is in class

Give us this day our daily video

And forgive us of our mistakes,

as we forgive ourselves

Ane lead us not into procrastination,

but deliver us from it

For thine is the kingdom,

And the power, and the glory, forever.

APUSH.

[edithsweetithh]

washington in his farewell address: for fuck's sake don't split up into factions and don't get involved in europe's bullshit. please. please do not do these two things

us history for the next 200+ years:

[flarefloofer]

To all my followers that just got an influx of APUSH-related reblogs:

go in my dms and yell at me to study because this is what i'm doing instead of learning about whatever the fuck Reaganomics is

[dancingcapybaras]

in the name of the father son and holy heimler amen 🙏🙏

[ceruleana]

yknow. i really appreciate ryan gosling's commitment to keeping the canon Grace reaction of just fucking crying the entire time. it's in character, and it's like, an extremely realistic reaction to the situation at hand. But. from most actor's ive heard (both irl friends and interviews from professionals) have bemoaned crying scenes in film, because it can be very draining and give you a splitting headache to do multiple takes etc etc. So they could have dialed it back and saved the tears for the more poignant moments. but no. they clearly went fuck it, we're committing. Grace is a Crier. here. have him crying in happiness, sadness, despair, terror, relief, disbelief, overwhelming joy. Have some heaving sobs. have some single tears. oohhh this man is gonna Cry about it.

[ravioliet]

party rocky's in the house toniiiight everybody just have a good timeee

[justarandomart]

has anyone thought of this yet??

[noah-wyles]

if john shen doesn't walk into the shot at 7am in season three with one of these bad boys then what's the point?