Eve 😝

🐷🐚/ 🎢🌀/🏛️🐈‍⬛️ AMELIA FLETCHERS #1 FAN CHAPPEL ROAN #1 FAN jager forever 🥹

[starlykree]

a bit late but go claim your badges guys

[killcutbash]

signs you're a jalph shipper :

you stink like hell (haven't showered in 5 days)

you sit alone at lunch

you moderate at least 30 discord servers

aaand you highkey got hair greasy enough to fry bacon 😂

[bettystonewell]

GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS!

Rules: answer and tag six people you want to know better

Thanks for thinking of/tagging me @thoughtslikeaminefield It’s been a pleasure interacting with you the past couple of days ❤️

1. Favourite colour: Teal

2. Last song: Save Tonight - Eagle Eye Cherry

3. Currently reading: Outlander Series (technically it’s collecting dust on my bookshelf because I mostly read fanfic…)

4. Currently watching: Single’s Inferno, Medium, and forever casually rewatching SPN

5. Currently craving: the bag of sweet chilli & sour cream chips I bought earlier (just waiting for kiddos to go to bed)

6. Coffee or tea: coffee! An iced latte any season.

@losers-clvb @middleearthislife @my-stories-vault @supernotnatural2005 @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth @jollyhunter

[saturnmortis]

THANKS FOR TAGGING ME TANNER

Favorite color: muted purples!

Last song: Spell by Orgy

Currently reading: Ringworld by Larry Niven

Currently watching: do YouTube series count. Half Life Alyx but the Gnome is TOO Aware

Currently craving: passionfruit monster energy…..

Tea or coffe: I love you my peach+passionfruit black tea🫶🫶

Ummmmmhmnm @cheryl-is-a-flower @girlcockstalker @slopgirlier @goldemas1244 and anybody else who wants too..

[girlcockstalker]

Favorite color: Velvet

Last song: New Perspective by Panic! At The Disco

Currently reading: Warhammer 40k Lore

Currently watching: Invincible Season 4

Currently craving: Boneless Orange Chicken with Sesame Seeds

Tea or Coffee: peanut butter and caramel iced coffee

@slopgirlier @phar1ka @nukacherrybby @kaosreincarnated

[nukacherrybby]

EEEEEE!!! Thank u for tagging me @girlcockstalker

👉👈!!

Favorite color: Pink!! There’s only a few shades I don’t like :)

Last song: Tore up by Don Toliver

Currently reading: Wuthering Heights!

Currently watching: The Pitt

Currently craving: Honey Chipotle Chicken Dippers ™️ from Chilis

Tea or coffee: iced vanilla coffee!

@valentinedefectiveagency @twixie-forever @dekarios-appreciation

[valentinedefectiveagency]

thank you for the tag @nukacherrybby

Favorite Color: I like all of them a lot but blue is my favorite

Last Song: Short People by Randy Newman (listened to it out of morbid curiosity)

Currently reading: Nothing. This is a cry for book recommendations.

Currently watching: Better Call Saul

Currently craving: Chex Mix Bold Flavor

Tea or coffee: Green tea

@montana-meg @dessathealien @amiablescamp @plague-and-creatures @theghostofachilles @tooni-the-demon-gal

[plague-and-creatures]

Thank you for the tag @valentinedefectiveagency

Favorite color: Purple. There are no bad shades of purple

Last song: New Way Out by Poppy

Currently reading: How to lose a Goblin in 10 Days (also I just finished The Last Unicorn and it was a very unique and enjoyable read so I'd totally recommend it if you're looking for a book)

Currently watching: nothing really atm

Currently craving: the dark chocolate kinder bueno I'm about to eat rn

Tea or Coffee: Vanilla Chai is my favorite to make when I have a morning shift

@unholyxvoid @quilbumbler @liquidpaperfoundation1 @lavalampdeath @frogblast-the-ventcore @exit-pursued-by-spiders

[frogblast-the-ventcore]

Thanks for the tag @plague-and-creatures

Favorite color: Black/gold as a combo

Last song: House of the Rising Sun by The Animals

Currently reading: Re-reading His Majesty's Dragon (on account of the new Temeraire RPG that's almost done with its Kickstarter campaign)

Currently watching: Nothing atm, but I did just go and see Project Hail Mary yesterday - it was really really good.

Currently craving: Donuts.

Tea or Coffee: Tea, 100%. Love me a good chai latte (with lots of cinnamon, honey, and sugar).

@dapperapples @5kindsofmagic @terminusverge @baconfissh @outofpuddle @astralmight

[baconfissh]

Never expected to be tagged in one of these, thanks @frogblast-the-ventcore

Favorite color: green/teal but I'm a sucker for red highlights

Last song: Tian Tian by Mili

Currently reading: the Girl Frame rulebook (I absolutely love rule books and reading them) a more traditional book I'm reading is Youjo Senki

Currently watching: there's nothing that I'm really watching rn. Episodic releases have made it really difficult for me to just sit down and watch a show here recently.

Currently craving: marzipan

Tea or coffee: Tea, Raspberry/Strawberry Hibiscus with some sugar

@dragonessmiralis @late-christmas-space-cowboy @a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark @sapphic-dice

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

Never apologize for "bothering" me with a tag game. Favourite Colour: I like a deep sort of hunters green. Last Song: Started playing 'Skin and Bone' by the Mechanisms. Cause I was hanging out with the Forsworn in Skyrim and they always remind me of it.

Currently Reading: I have just finished reading the Scholomance trilogy about three times in two weeks

Currently Watching: M*A*S*H. It's ALWAYS M*A*S*H Currently Craving: I have a bottle of Old Foundry Stout next to me that I REALLY need to crack. Not sure it qualifies as a craving.

Tea or Coffee: I'll drink both happily, so long as it's black.

Anyway,

@eishtmo, @ace-disgrace-on-the-case, @arkkaxe, @optanksteel

[optanksteel]

ayy thanks for the tag!

favorite color: a kind of deep blue, like a dusk sky

last song: an older telugu movie song i enjoy, “Anaganaganaga” (translates to a long long time ago, fun little romance song)

currently reading: Witch Hat Atelier

currently watching: Frieren: Beyond Journey’s End. slowly, mind you, but even so

currently craving: sleep. jetlagged. but besides that a good Hershey’s Cookies and Cream bar

Tea or Coffee: i have never had either!

@a-rebellious-waffle, @knight-errant-girl, @tigersharko, @oceans-bluem, @saarkazul

[saarkazul]

oooo this looks fun

Favorite color: bright red!

Last song: Melody by Derivakat

Currently reading: Who's Afraid of Gender by Judith Butler, though it is going quite slowly

Currently watching: Angel, also very slowly

Currently craving: strawberries

Tea or coffee: Definitely tea, i like hibiscus

@teslapenguin1 @lowpolycorvid

[teslapenguin1]

yay i love tag games!

Fav color: purple or indigo

Last song: The Hand by Annabelle Dinda

Currently reading: I've been about 2/3rds of the way through Ancillary Justice by Ann Leckie for a few months now (have been struggling to find time to read)

Currently watching: I saw the first episode of Devs a few nights ago and will probably watch more soon

Currently craving: sleep and free time

Tea or coffee: hot chocolate

@catgirldollthing @laya-snowfeather @b1rd-watch

[b1rd-watch]

Yay! Yahoo!

Fav color: black or blue

Last song: in the aeroplane over the sea - neutral milk hotel

Currently reading: the murderbot diaries

Currently watching: The Pitt!

Currently craving: sandwich 🤤🤤🤤🤤

Tea or coffee: energy drinks

@aldriix @thecatcherlntherye @detrimental-empathy

[thecatcherlntherye]

Oo yay tag!!

Colour: pink

Last song: fine by lemon demon

Reading: biography about Che guevara, giovannis room, art history

Watching: steel ball run

Craving: love

Tea or coffee: coffee!!!!

No pressure tags: @foenm-grave-bruh @gems-in-my-eyes @knoxsworld96 @zombie-virus

[knoxsworld96]

Favorite Color: Periwinkle

Last Song: Mad IQs by I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Currently Reading: Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë

Currently Watching: Parks and Recreation

Currently Craving: Takis

Tea or Coffee: Sweet tea like the southerner I am.

Tags (No pressure. Just join in if you want to): @raynewaseaten ; @ihatejalph ; @kkatastrophiic

[ihatejalph]

Favourite colour: green!

Last song: boys by the beatles

Currently reading: the bell jar

Currently watching: donnie darko

Currently craving: blue ranch doritoes

Tea or coffee: NEITHER

Tags! @vomittedsoap @captainmandrakes

[ihatejalph]

Drew jack merridew... dont be jealous guys 😛 happy new years btw

[ihatejalph]

hi (louder than everyone else)

Speak up i couldnt hear you 🤔

[ihatejalph]

DAY 20 OF LOFTOBER

Dont mind how rushed ts is gang....

RALPHS MOM💔

Ralph sat on the stone wall, his legs dangling over it as he observed the vast grassy fields. The wind gently blew and trees swayed. Cows and horses and other wild animals roamed in the field below, but none as special as the large, brown stallion that was now approaching him on the wall, getting just close enough to Ralph to inspect him.

Ralph dug in his pockets and found an apple! He held it out for the horse, it just needed to move a LITTLE closer! Ralph scooted forward, and tumbled off the wall. The horse whinnied (i cant fucking spell yikes) and ran off. Ralph lay at the bottom of the wall, crying.

Ralph laid there sobbing for another minute or two, until FINALLY he heard footsteps, and his mother picked him up "Oh dear, oh dear. Whats wrong sweetie?" Ralph sniffled "I-i fell, mama." His mother nodded, wiping his tear stained eyes "Cmon honey, boys dont cry. Your gonna be okay!" Ralph sniffled "I hurt my knee so bad." His mother nodded and sat him down, cleaning his grazed knee, and putting a plaster on it. His mother picked him back up, spinning him around "There! See? All better!" Ralph laughed as she spun him around, kicking his legs "I love you, mama." She smiled warmly at him "I love you too, honey."

Ralph often thought of this memory, when he thought about his mother lying still and cold in her hospital bed, her once warm and soft hands now rigid and cold against his, or when he wqs particularly lonely on the island, when it was just him and piggy. He thought about his mother, the smile he barely remembered, he just missed his mother.

[ihatejalph]

OKAY GUESS WHOS BACK FOR LOFTOBER... i may or may not catch up on all my missed days school has just been a son of a bitch 💔

Brainrot! Me and my friends made this but she doesnt have tumblr

Jack sat on the beach, holding a fruit thwt he wasnt really eating and surveying the area. There was littluns playing, biguns eating or talking

He stared at ralph, who was yet again, with simon. He had a weird feeling in his chest, although he didnt know why.

Ralph was HIS golden boy, not simons.

Jack

was pretty hung up, he was sick and tired of Ralphs bullshit. Until he suddenly felt the weight of someone else sitting down next to him. It was Roger!

Roger, the boy he detested with his body, heart mind and soul. Geez, would that obssesed freak ever leave him alone? Jack thought he'd been quite clear turning him down beforehand, Roger spoke up "We have to go hunt, Jack." Jack nodded but then when he turned to Roger... he was SHOCKED, instead of his glorious handsome huzz, he saw a twink femboy in thigh highs

'Piggy? WHAT ARE YOU WEARING YOU FATTY??' jack exclaimed, causing the littlons and the bigguns to turn to face him

The hunters circlred around piggy like they were sacraficing him, chanting 'FATTY FEMBOY! FATTY FEMBOY!' Piggy collapsed as jack and Roger embraced "Lets escape these femboys together." They floated into the air and teleported home. They stoof infront of the door and Jacks 6'4 alpha dominant wealthy father opened it, Jack spoke "Rogers my mans now" jacks father looked at him "Fuck off you homosexual."👬

'HAHAHA IM JOKING FATHER! AS IF I WOULD BE HOMO FOR THIS OBSESSED FREAK!! IF IM HOMO FOR ANYONE, ITS MY HOT AMAZING SWEET GOLDEN BOY AKA RALPH. i was just playing with you roger, u should go die by a boulder. Dont interact with me EVER again or im giving you the simon treatment. Now i need to go get my man.' Jack said, leaving roger gobsmacked and alone, until Jack turned back around "Happy april fools!!! Now lets get married" Jack wore a big poofy dress and Roger wore his best raggedy clothes since hes poor. The only attendees were the lord of the flies and he was a pigs head so he couldnt clap or talk and he was also actively rotting away. Anyway they got married and kissed and then piggy showed up "Roger... i have some bad news your murdered by MAURICE" roger giggled girlishly "whoopsies"

'Whatever i alr knew that my golden boy ralph was better than you!' Jack screamed as he sprinted away

'jack? What are you doing he-' ralph got cut off from finishing his sentence when jack kissed him 'lets get married and threaten to chop up femboy piggy if he doesnt preform at our wedding' Ralph shakes his head "nahhhh Piggys my hb/ bf me and him are already married" just then Kevin spencer dropped up from hell and held a gun to Jacks head "Tell me about the rabits lenny" Jack fucking died and they all threw a party exeptc Roger who was so sad he skinned piggy and turned Ralph into a bloody paste on the floor, Roger tapdanced on their graves until he suddenly fwlt.... starnge... he looked behind him and saw ponyboy curtis holding a bloody nifw "Roger.... its a murder weapon.... maurice didnt get you dead i did" roger was gobsmacked and forgot all abt jack uhh the end

(Psst can you tell my friend loves Jalph and i dont...)

[ihatejalph]

OH MY GOD I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA FOR A HC/ FANFIC

OKAY OKAY so

Jack hallucinates the lord of the flies too, he sees it just like Simon but instead of having a freakout, Jack makes a deal with it to kill piggy and kill Ralph, but the lord of the flies is evil obviously so it only gives him half his wish, and makes him feel guilty and horrified at his actions

WHAT DO WE THINK

[16498c]

Karl and jean as that one scene from AQOTWF

[ihatejalph]

LOFTOBER DAY 4! Sorry i missed yesterday uhm i was too lazy and school was a bitch 💔

Ralph ran for his life, not even daring to look behind him. He could practically feel the flames climbing high behind him, getting closer and closer, he saw the beach, just ahead. He ran forward and dived. Hoping, praying for ANYTHING to happen, for a miracle. Ralph slowly opened his eyes and saw only the vast blue ocean and the sand infront of him. He quickly turned around, and saw the hunters approach. Jack stood at the front, his ginger hair long and frizzy, his eyes filled with an almost manic excitement, a grin plastered on his painted face as he looked down at Ralph "Hello, Ralph." Ralph slowly crawled backwards, he didnt speak, he couldnt and he shook violently as Jack stepped closer. Ralph shook his head "Please, please no, im sorry ill join the hunters, ill be-" Jack laughed haughtily, and so did the hunters just after him. Jack slowly stepped forward one last time, and raised his spear high above his shoulders. Ralph shut his eyes, bracing for impact as he thought. His mother, his father, his friends back home. He'd never see them again. And piggy, and Simon. How they were dead too, and in that moment, as the spear made contact with his skull, Ralph mourned Jack. The boy that was his friend all those months ago, the long hours that they had spent exploring and laughing were long gone, just like Piggy and Simon, and now him.

@lotftober2025

[ihatejalph]

LOFTOBER DAY 2 LETS GOOOO!!! Once again im up late so this might be ass... 💔❌️

OC APOCALYPSE!!

Name: Meridith/ Mary!

Chapter 1-8

Description: long black hair thats usually pulled into a tight, black braid. She has brown eyes and is quite tall for her age. Shes skinny and bony though. She wears a girlscouts uniform practically covered in badges and has a long knee length skirt!

Chapter 8-12

NEW description: keeps her hair down (her hair ties broke 💔) and eventually cut it short for convenience. Is apart of the hunters but REFUSES to wear any face paint. Keeps her uniform mostly the same but ditched her sash of badges and her jumper.

Personality: Mary is a nice enough person, though she is pretty bitchy at times. Complains alot when things dont go her way, wanted to be chief but nobody listened to her (1950s💔) so she eventually gave up. At first she refused to join the hunters but was worried about the dwindling numbers in Ralphs group so she left and joined the hunters which she equally hated because once again, things didnt go her exact way

RELATIONSHIP WITH SOME OF THE CHARACTERS (i was too lazy to write the others)

Piggy: actually just ignores him. If she is forced to talk to him she'll just nod or shake her head.

Ralph: Its sort of hit or miss for her. Sort of respects him, but then finds him really annoying and preachy most of the time.

Jack: thinks hes a lunatic but doesnt really say that to his face for obvious reasons. At first she befriended him, then she got sick of his behaviour

Roger: Shes more scared/ creeped out by him more then anything, but other then that likes him most of the time. Started to HEAVILY dislike him after he killed piggy

Maurice: one of the only people she really gets on with. Thinks hes funny, but also rather annoying. She likes him though atleast!! 🥹

Samneric: feels similar to them as she does maurice, though finds them a bit more annoying. Likes Eric more then Sam though

Simon: She quite likes simon, and was REALLY upset by his death. Considered leaving the hunters after this incident but was afraid of getting her ass kicked, so she stayed. She never really spoke to him, but liked and respected him

Pre island!!

She was a girlscout, and she WOULDVE been the group leader but she was one badge short so she wasnt. Came from a middle class family and heavily dislikes her mother. Loves her father very much though!

Post island: she never really talked to anyone about it. Obviously the story would be all over the news but she refused to speak out about it. Goes out of her way to avoid anyone she knew was on the island and just tries to get on with a normal life despite the regret and fear she feels.

@lotftober2025

[ihatejalph]

HAPPY LOFTOBER!! i got too excited so i did the first prompt straight away... so it might be bad/ short! But enjoy

Jack slowly crept through the long, sharp winding creepers. Each one scraping and cutting against his bare ankles. He just needed to be alone, even just for a moment. He needed to gwt away from all the-

Suddenly, his train of thought was interrupted when he fell face first into a bunch of creepers. He gasped, and slowly stood back up. Blood trickling down his face and arms. He stood there, practically panting and pulled his knife out. Cutting and slicing up every creeper he could get his hands on. He eventually tired, however. And lied back on the dirt. His blood still trickling down and falling on the ground.

[ihatejalph]

I dont know if this is good, its the FIRST time ive ever written something like this but i hope its good lol 😝

Jack stood crouched down in the forest, sweat dripping down his forehead as he gripped his spear tightly, surveying the area.

Just as he was about to leave, he saw a small movement in the bush, a rustling in the bushes right next to him, and then a FLASH of pink! Jack lunged forward, spear inhand, he felt it hit something, and a squeal. Jack quickly scrambled to his feet, a trail of blood and.... nothing. He had missed.

Jack held his spear tighter then before, and then- SNAP! He bent it over his knee and broke it right in half, the wood splintering. Jack sighed and slid against a tree, utterly exhausted.

His wallowing in pity is interrupted by footsteps crunching against the leaves, and opened his eyes to see Roger, holding his spear in one hand, his knife in the other. "Jack, your paint is all messed up." Jack scoffed, and peered to look in a puddle. His paint was infact messed up. Dripping down his neck from his sweat. He splashes his face with the dirty water puddle and Roger laughs "That dirty water wont help all those spots, Jack." Jack mumbled something along the lines of "Shove off, Roger." But before Jack could say something he'd really regret, Roger was crouched down infront of him, and gently starts smearing paint on his face, red and black under his eyes. Jack froze for a second, before shoving Roger off "What are you doing? Im not five years old, i dont need you to do it for me." Roger shoved him right back "I was just helping, you ungrateful bastard." Jack stands up, poking Roger in the chest "Well im fine, I dont-"

"Sit down, Jack. And calm down while your at it, you crazy bastard." Jack sighed, and sat back down. He doesnt really know why he sat back down, it felt like an obligation, he wouldnt have listened if it was Ralph, or Piggy or Maurice or anybody else... but Roger, Roger was different... he was, he was Jacks best friend, his right hand man, his- Jacks thoughts were interrupted by Roger standing back up "Your welcome, Jack." Jack mumbled, not making eye contact with Roger "Shut up, Roger...... thank you, i suppose." Jack stood up and swiftly walked off, a blush brighter then his sunburn spreading across his freckled face

[4rrenstep]

piggy learned very early on that just because roger was quiet did NOT mean he didnt have a lot to say

[ihatejalph]

Why is skipping schoolso scary someone help

[primulaceas]

Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights

[ihatejalph]

Uh new phone guys 🥺