it's not a phase mom it's band

hi I'm allie and i play trombone and ukulele ! i have three dogs that i love very much and i really enjoy band.

[tonyzaret]

[tinycorps]

Bloooooooo! On blue! Get yours in my Etsy shop today!

[firstburrn]

The trumpet section after they get done playing loud for no reason and they blew out their lips:

[flutejesus]

what the fuck

[hothautbois]

when your entire squad is in band and youre playing everyones favorite piece

[sorryihavemarchingband]

[fortheloveofbandeactivated42069]

brass

the only place where its socially acceptable to talk about what lubricant works best 

[ihatemyinstrument]

concert band: classy, refined, eloquent

marching band: sweating, screaming, sobbing

[carelessly-whispers]

has this been done yet?

[nakedmole-rat-deactivated202503]

why is all jazz music written in That Font

[lowbrassdad]

we do not question the Jazz Font

[nakedmole-rat-deactivated202503]

the Jazz Font is the comic sans equivalent of music

[granolaviola-deactivated2018041]

comparing comic sans to the Jazz Font is an insult to the Jazz Font

[nakedmole-rat-deactivated202503]

THE JAZZ FONT IS AN INSULT TO MUSIC

[the-flute-jesus]

[taki-sensei]

[carelessly-whispers]

fun new drinking game!

take a shot everytime a clarinet squeaks

[the-flute-jesus]

[saltwaffle]

me: ok franz liszt, how many hands does a human have?

liszt: three ?

me: no. a human has two hands. repeat after me. humans have two hands.

liszt: …

liszt: three hands?

[theclosetpianist-deactivated202]

Rachmaninoff: Four?

Me: No! Two!

Rachmaninoff: F-Four?

Rachmaninoff:

[you-had-me-at-a-major]

does this imply that liszt and rachmaninoff were:

1. not aware that they only had two hands

2. aliens, therefore they had three and four hands respectively

3. just plain mean

[theclosetpianist-deactivated202]

Yes

[pianononsense]

[carelessly-whispers]

fun new drinking game!

take a shot everytime a clarinet squeaks