It's Called 'Dashboard'

Oh hello. Thank you for coming. Allow me to tell you about myself. I complain too much, eat a lot and care about what people think of me a bit too often. Oh and I procrastinate. That's why I have one of these.

[djkontakt]

[mydearthisbe]

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

[oitnbgifs]

[keybladesoras]

Red’s not my mom. I wouldn’t wish that on her. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

[magikarpers-deactivated20130604]

my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”

[raadbrad]

wow what a homophobic bitch

[magikarpers-deactivated20130604]

my mom is married to a woman

[homolesbians]

plot twist

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[dadecountyfilth]

when you’ve been waiting far too long for season 3 of OITNB

[rootingformephistopheles]

Benny’s accent seemed a little bit different this ep and you could argue that Ty just did it different cause he forgot how he did it last time but if you’re me and want a really horribly sad in-universe headcanon it’s because Dean is starting to forget what Benny’s voice sounded like 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

JODY AND DONNA AND ALEX AND CLAIRE

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[lunarriviera]

n OPE

[vinnie-cha]

Dean is a fireman who is purposely careless so that he can have an excuse to see Cas at the local hospital. And Cas, along with all the other doctors are just sick of his shit

[starstarfairy]

*SLAMS FIST ON DESK* NOW THAT’S THE SHIT I LIKE TO SEE

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[bigduckenergy]

You guys are fucking silly

and I’m gonna prove it!

Because honestly, only an idiot would believe that you can simply-

I must say Reginald, the oil sales have been most disappointing in the last fortnight, it’s positively appal-

[g0h0st]

IT GOT BETTER.

[yo-its-matt]

Okay so this works for hats, right?

You guys think it would work on a helmet or something?

Well…

Only one way to find out!

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OH MY GOD

[life-death-thepursuitofhappiness]

This just gets better and better every time I see it.

[internetfamenotfound]

[paintchipped]

[burdenedwithglorioushiddleston-]

paintchipped:

Holy Texan accent, Jared.

Have you dropped that, or just disguised it better?

Woah, Jared had a Southern accent!?

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[vinesnow]

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