Code Monkey Like Fritos

Ky. He/Him. 23. I struggle daily

[ijustwannacode]

I like my men like I like my potatoes, greasy and white

[vanmorison]

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

[shitpostgenerator]

confess your feelings for titty you cowards

[hippietrashcan]

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

[ijustwannacode]

[Scene: a nervous-looking older man meets with a millennial in a darkened alley.]

Millennial: what's the target?

Man: I don't know if I want to do this.

Millennial: people don't come to us until they've made up their minds.

Man: Alright. Styrofoam cups.

Millennial: Six months and they're gone.

Man: Can millennials really kill styrofoam cups?

Millennial: we can kill anything, but not cheaply.

Man: I can pay. I work for a plasti-

Millennial: I don't need to know and frankly I don't care. One of us will deliver a routing number to a Zurich account. Two billion euros, then we start.

Man: Al..alright.

Millennial: It will be your last chance to reconsider. Once the money is processed you'll have no contact with us again.

Man: I understand. It has to be done.

Millennial: then it's sealed. The cups will join chain restaurants and diamonds in the void.

Man: Thank..thank you.

Millennial: We don't require thanks. Participation is its own trophy.

[shakona-kia]

[swarnpert]

when u hear your favorite band in public

[dccomicsscenes]

[waspgrave]

Person: *angers me*

Me: that is it. the grudge has been formed and i will remember this on my dying day. ill see you in hell

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

why is white supposed to be a ‘pure’ color? you know what’s white? crack cocaine. you know what else is white? 230+ years of systematic oppression 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i lost like 8 followers because of this lol bye

[stefonnie]

I gotta reblog every time I see it lol.

[c-ptsdofficial]

rest assured, rational me and impulsive me are having a fuckin smackdown 24/7 100% of the time

[dajo42]

“it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

[clarke-griffin-archive]

#queer people are celestial bodies is what i’m saying

[funnypicsdept]

[firstkeyblade]

Top 10 Most Anticipated Games of E3 2017: 1) Kingdom Hearts III 2) Kingdom Hearts 3 3 Kingdom Hearts Three 4) Kingdom Hearts Trois 5) Kingdom Hearts Tres 6) Kingdom Hearts Drei 7) Kingdom Hearts Tři 8) Kingdom Hearts Τρία 9) Kingdom Hearts שְׁלוֹשָׁה 10) Kingdom Hearts Drie

[fuks]

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[userboxer]