Don't let me float away

27 Generally well behaved.

[edgar-allan-possum]

[winslowat3am]

Is it Halloween yet?

[moonlipgloss]

posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i comen to get you :D

[kleefkruid]

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn't have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

[kleefkruid]

my parents: "We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!"

Cursed Artifact (common item) has been added to your inventory

[hotvampireadjacent]

[bananaquilava]

[texaschainsawmascara]

girlrotting is my new term thank u

[catchymemes]

[huffylemon]

[runby2]

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

[stuckinapril]

this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week

[mysharona1987]

The French really don’t fuck around.

[thickness-protection-program]

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

[funnytwittertweets]

[introvertedx10]

Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

[tgttos]

cat who hacksd the no fly list literally my hero

[bettyrightnow]

anxiety is so weird like why is my mental illness in my stomach

[charlesoberonn]

Your stomach is connected to the mental illness glob with lots of tiny soggy strings.

[grox]

A fruit fly is a little messenger of god born to fly into your mouth and deliver 1 calory to you