I Have An Obsession

Heather. 24. Colorado. Scorpio. Black. Weed. Whatever.

[catchymemes]

This dog was depressed for 2 years after his best friend died, but then this duck showed up

[sidneypagget]

“what the fuck” is an emotion now and its the only one i have

[mailbox-arson]

god I wish I was decomposing in the mountains

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[furiroad]

i cannot stop thinking about this

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

[instantfrost]

I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It’s to the point where, at work when we don’t like someone, we go, “that person is NOT on my enrichment team” because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this is incredible thank you for telling me

[spell-bound-life]

Crystals for banishing someone:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

[morticious-delicious]

This here’s my banishin’ rock. 

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Crystal of Banishment, 2d8 Bludgeoning damage

[vintage-halloween]

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is so cute

[naive-personality]

[theintrovertnation]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[fruitshow]

Oooo bitch ain’t this THE MOOD!

[catchymemes]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was sitting on top of the hatch to my basement with my mom and banging on the door, trying to open it was a pizza man but I knew that he was actually a zombie trying to eat us.

[fuck-im-hella-gay-deactivated20]

i do a thing called what i want

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.