Fuckeduplittlewhinybitch

[wowhead]

its gay asf for a man to be a paladin....who are you laying hands on? other men?

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[ilikeprettyribbons]

listening to the Chinese Bible in one ear and Mozart on 2x speed in the other is all fun and games until you remember you can understand chinese and have perfect pitch so now you both know what notes they're playing AND know what the dude is saying and it's no longer just noise to help you focus

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[notahorseindisguise]

i need to type with more of an accent

[notahorseindisguise]

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

[ilikeprettyribbons]

as someone who lives in australia i can assure you it is not enough

[scott-pilgrim-vs-mental-illness]

yes i like reading my own fics. what about it

[ilikeprettyribbons]

and ofc it's not 'weird" or 'ugly' like when i look back at my routines

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[ilikeprettyribbons]

idk why people aren't making edits or animatics or fanarts to k pop songs. I would LOVE to see a huskerdust thing to Feel Special by TWICE. Something spicy or nsfw to LOCO or Bite Me (En-). And of course, 7 Days by Jungkook. You don't have to know Korean. I don't. It's based off vibes only.

Suggestions if anyone wants to:

-You and Me (Jennie). This would go SO hard with Chaggi, but the bridge is so toxic Val/Angel vibes.

-Lucid Dream (æspa) for when one character is thinking about another. (CherriSnake!!!)

-Queencard for Angel. This doesn't need an explaination.

-Allergy (idle) when Tiffany Titfucker is jealous of Angel. Y'get it??

I WOULD LOVE THIS SOMEONE PLEASE IT CAN BE A SKETCH FOR ALL I CARE (i would but i cant draw)

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ilikeprettyribbons]

"Hey bro how high is your erotic tolerance"

"Pretty good, you wanna have some erotic noodles"

[ilikeprettyribbons]

life was boring till God sent me 5 girls who aren't cute anymore, 6 girls who claim to be the shit, 4 rich men, 5 girls who call themselves a cake flavour and 4 Lovesick girls.

[ilikeprettyribbons]

i think the problem with this generation is that there's not enough yaoi. We need to make America's men Pregnant Again.

[ilikeprettyribbons]

excuse me for my incompetence for i have just realised in fact that bigbang, 2NE1 and quite possibly many more like them are actually ot4 and not some huge number like TripleS. In my mind, the BIGGER the group, the bigger the group.

[paledyingrose]

sometimes in the middle of writing i stop and stare at the screen like how the fuck did i even come up with this shit and then genuinely wonder if something is truly wrong with me and it’s not a joke anymore

[ilikeprettyribbons]

katseye songwriters

[ozempicofficial]

[ilikeprettyribbons]

how that clanker pussy you fucker

[001x456]

a man and a woman can be strictly platonic friends. but a man and a man can’t be that. they have to have violent gay sex and be obsessed with each other. it’s the yaoi rule

[ilikeprettyribbons]

gosh i hope this copious amount of gay porn i am reading doesn't damage my psyche like watching it will

[ilikeprettyribbons]

I keep seeing posts about Bunnies and Glitts not liking each other and as a lesbian Glitt, I am going to say that I would LOVE to have an enemies to lovers yuri with a Bunny.

People in the comments of those posts are always like "just make them kiss!" and i agree. Please. I Need To Kiss Someone Who I Dont Actually Have Any Real Rivalry With.

[ilikeprettyribbons]

I have an idea:

Stay x Army, enemies to lovers omegaverse.

Omega!Stay!Alpha!Army!

improper use of lightstick would be the first tag