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[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

this place is so good. why would you need ChatGPT for therapy? just come to tumblr.

minor inconvenience? come tell the people! i assure you that many others are experiencing the exact same thing and can sympathize and complain with you!

major life event? we will band together in anger and/or joy for you and cheer you on. we are family. ChatGPT can not help you get through the death of your favourite character like rabid tumblr users straight off of ao3. And honestly—that’s progress 🍃

join us now.

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Sometimes... I feel invisible

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Person 1: hey man whatya screwin?

Person 2: bolts man... constantly

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

And then he ran off

He just bolted man?

Yeah, he just boltzman...

Constantly?

Constantly

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Person 1: hey man whatya screwin?

Person 2: bolts man... constantly

[satan-offical]

Jesus loves you

NO PLEASE GOD NO 🙏

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Enemies to lovers yaoi

[satan-offical]

you don't like me? well have you considered going to the doctor about it?

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Doctor diagnosed me with the gay

[satan-offical]

every time I got to church I feel a little bit sick

what have you done to me

Commit sin commit sin commit sin

[theholyspirit-official]

You are forgiven You are forgiven You are forgiven

[satan-offical]

SHUT THE FUCK UP SONIC

[theholyspirit-official]

I’M STILL NOT SONIC!!!

I’ll send the Archangel Michael down again to kick your ass!

[satan-offical]

MICHAEL CAN KICK MY ASS ALL THEY WANT I'LL GET MY SWORD AND STAB THEM

[theholyspirit-official]

QUIT MAKING PEOPLE SIN AND I WON’T SEND GABRIEL AFTER YOUR ASS

[satan-offical]

I'LL ALSO STAB GABRIEL WITH MY SWORD

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DAMAGE MY SWORD CAN DO HOLY SPIRIT

YOU DON'T WANT A REMINDER DO YOU

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Mmmm Gabriel mmmmmghgsgdggh

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[stabbydragon]

I am Del, god of course

[thevagabondexpress]

because of course you are a god

[tleeaves-deactivated20250426]

I am Tee Lee, God of the dead

Oh wow. Didn’t see that coming when I picked “the” out of the options given. And lemme just show you what was suggested.

God of the death bears was right there. And I still managed to be god of the dead. Nice.

[thevagabondexpress]

okay now I wanna know what (in your mind) the death bears are

[faithfromanewperspective]

drop bears obviously don’t test the aussies

[the-turtle-fan]

I am Turtle God of the greatest kingdom

[inedibleplastic]

I am Julian, god of death

WTF😭

[yapofalltrades]

I am Pins, god of

[venustheidiot]

I am Venus god of war….well…yall are fucked…

[classical-necromancer]

I am mars God of God

Damn

[coquette-corpsie]

i am magnolia god of the only people who have been in the same place as she is in the hospital

WAHR

[ameelawless]

I am Amee God of social media

???????????? I dont even use that many social medias….

[international-electromatics]

I am IE god of life

Couldn’t be more wrong

[existing-offical]

I am Existing, god of everything

Sort of true i guess?

[sl33py-b1rd0]

I am Birdo, God of sun

Huh. One that makes sense and probably has to do with the amount of times I’ve been typing god of sun for world building purposes recently. Lmao.

[supervillain-offical]

I am Savi, God of the Sea

…okay???

[arson-offical]

I am Alex, God of War

I mean cool ig

[chaos-ducks]

I am Chaos, God of Darkness

[bob-ate-cheese-on-monday]

I am Bob, God of the Year

hah I beat y'all motherfuckers

[chaos-ducks]

Years almost out

[pavement-offical]

I am Pavement, God of all good friends

oh yiippee :3

[yehoria-offical]

I am Yehoria, Goddess of the time.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I am evil pineapple, god of the game

oh cool

[evil-journalism-offical]

I am E.J., God of the ocean

[evil-man-offical]

I ab evil man ,God of the world

Corekt

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

I’m evil pukicho real, God of all people and people

….

People and people

Holy shit

[tjthetyrant]

I am TJ god of pizza sometimes you dick

and apple’s suggestions remain undefeated

[gay-missionary-offical]

I am gay Missionary, God of God and his hand

Holy shit his hand tooooooo????

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

I am Alexei, God of it is very important for you

[freak-went-void]

It's not enough to just turn off ai features. I need to make them cry. When I click "disable" the ai icon should leak blood. It should be in pain. It should have to know it's not wanted and drag itself off screen.

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

It would be nice to slime it with cheese

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Rare aesthetic, being so low on iron that you skip periods

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

I saw someone tagging folks and then I thought of an original idea....

tagging folks.

@no-one-offical @satan-offical @spotify-offical @waffles-offical @paranoia-offical @white-boy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @yuri-offical @man-offical @amnesia-offical @microwave-offical @goose-offical @coffee-offical @astronaut-offical @dog3sumwitness @genderfluid-facts-blog

[paranoia-offical]

Cheese. Cheese? Cheese‽ CHEESE THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A HIVEMIND‽ CHEESE THAT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL, MIND, AND BODY‽ YOU SLIME CHILDREN WITH THAT‽

[dying-pen-offical]

The Cheese Council...

[paranoia-offical]

Great! Look at what you did, @ilikeslimingkidswithcheese! Look at poor Pen! They're cheesed! Cheddary! Shredded! Why, Ilskwc, why‽

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

SHRED THEM ALLL, MELT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

I saw someone tagging folks and then I thought of an original idea....

tagging folks.

@no-one-offical @satan-offical @spotify-offical @waffles-offical @paranoia-offical @white-boy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @yuri-offical @man-offical @amnesia-offical @microwave-offical @goose-offical @coffee-offical @astronaut-offical @dog3sumwitness @genderfluid-facts-blog

[paranoia-offical]

Cheese. Cheese? Cheese‽ CHEESE THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A HIVEMIND‽ CHEESE THAT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL, MIND, AND BODY‽ YOU SLIME CHILDREN WITH THAT‽

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

yea :3

[paranoia-offical]

You are NOT invited for pie. Or cake. Or ANYTHING. How dare you with your little ":3." Do you think this is FUNNY? You are RUINING lives before they even start, Ilskwc!

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

C H E E S E

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

I saw someone tagging folks and then I thought of an original idea....

tagging folks.

@no-one-offical @satan-offical @spotify-offical @waffles-offical @paranoia-offical @white-boy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @yuri-offical @man-offical @amnesia-offical @microwave-offical @goose-offical @coffee-offical @astronaut-offical @dog3sumwitness @genderfluid-facts-blog

[paranoia-offical]

Cheese. Cheese? Cheese‽ CHEESE THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A HIVEMIND‽ CHEESE THAT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL, MIND, AND BODY‽ YOU SLIME CHILDREN WITH THAT‽

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

yea :3

[gay-frog-offical]

in an effort to counteract ai replacing us, i will now replace the ai.

for every random ask i get (ask a question, "generate" and image, etc etc) i get in my inbox i will drink a glass of water and give you a bullshit answer

have fun, drink water, fuck ai :3

[genderfluidcunts]

Mr gay frog am I going bald?

[gay-frog-offical]

100% its all going to fall off tomorrow.

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

NOoOOOOOOOOAOOOOOOAO itS hAPENnING

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/greta-thunberg-israel-detention-gaza-aid-flotilla-torture-b2847089.html

How can anyone support Israel?