Genderfluid-offical

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[genderfluidcunts]

N-no-nobody ca-calls me g-gay boy

[satan-offical]

it's pride month tumblr. you know what that means.

[ladyliszt]

what

do you want us to make like

gay posts

what

[genderfluidcunts]

Im gay

[satan-offical]

Teacher: -name-, what do you think a force multiplier is?

Me: is it uhh....thing that multiplies forces...?

Student: It's okay Mx, I can answer it and use some common sense -long pause- it's uh when forces uh like uhm its when -pause- uh

[genderfluidcunts]

Uhhh force.... uh mass.. hmmm... yepp *long pause* multiply *nods*

[saintchasergooner]

Helllo

[genderfluidcunts]

Are you perhaps a babushka?

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[genderfluidcunts]

A country where I can shit on the president? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

[satan-offical]

You guys always have weird names for things, what do you call this?

That's a grapefruit and that's it's normal name you fuck

[mawce-thylacyanide]

a grape is a fruit and that is NOT a grape

[satan-offical]

THEN WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CALL IT THEN?! HUH?! HUH?? ARE YOU SPECIAL ENOUGH TO NOT CALL IT A GRAPEFURIT?! DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE BECAUSE YOU CALL IT A SPECIAL NAME?! WHAT THE FUCK IS IT MAWCE?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FRUIT?!!

[genderfluidcunts]

Das a mango

[depressionanddrama]

Ai can suck my dick

[genderfluidcunts]

Not ai but can I....?

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

[aceofpans]

closes all of your tabs

[genderfluidcunts]

"brave is not responding"

[ilikeslimingkidswithcheese]

Sometimes... I feel invisible

[genderfluidcunts]

[satan-offical]

Me learning guitar: learns A minor -> learns E minor chord -> learns Weezer riff

[genderfluidcunts]

A MINORRR????

[lisalisau]

clearing out the neighborhood

I LOVE SYSTEMS

I LOVE THERIANS

I LOVE FICTIVES

I LOVE FICTIONKINS

I LOVE OTHERKINS

I LOVE SCHIZOPHRENICS

I LOVE AUTISTS

I LOVE CLUSTER B PEOPLE

I LOVE HYPERSEXUALS

I LOVE SHIPPERS

I LOVE FURRIES

I LOVE HAVING LOVE IN MY HEART AND SHARING IT!!!

[genderfluidcunts]

I wuv you too

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

Hey everyone! So, remember that one protest we did with shapes.inc, and how all the ads have since than been removed. Yeah, let's do that again with the new reblog system new protest April 10th, we all get off of tumblr for 1 day again, tags under cut

@tjthetyrant @gasstationsoda @satan-offical @thesnifffff @evil-man-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @raichu-enthusiast @no-one-offical @b0red-artist-13-offical @turtlesarecats @toaster-waffle-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[tjthetyrant]

aye aye Capitan

@7-eleven-offical uhhhhh @amnesia-offical uhhhhh also and (who do I know???) @gay-missionary-offical

[gay-missionary-offical]

goddamnit who keeps letting the duck into the gay bar

[genderfluidcunts]

wait what did I miss? whats the new rebloggin system

[headaching]

march 4th? unto where?

[genderfluidcunts]

hous

[13rixx3]

just realized smth funny

when I was a kid I thought that being genderfluid was the coolest genderidentity since "who wouldnt wanna be a different gender once a while?"

yeah little me was a little stupid

I legit never thought of the possibility of me myself being queer cuz yk religion and shit

I also chose the genderfluid flag pin on adopt me when I could so moral of the story whatever sexuality/gender u chose on adopt me determined ur fate

[genderfluidcunts]

here for the samesies

[genderfluidcunts]

Looking for Indian marxist feminists. Dm me

[genderfluidcunts]

We. Are. Not. Angry. Enough (TW : epstein)

Epstein let a mother hold her baby, a baby that was still attached through the umbilical cord. letting the baby hear their mother's voice...

WHY YOU ASK?

BECAUSE THAT MAKES THE BABY SUCK HARDER!

when are we going to take action? WHEN ARE WE GOING TO STOP LAUGHING AT THOSE GOD-FORSAKEN MEMES?? WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE US TO BE FINALLY ANGRY??

these people run the world, and we are doing absolutely nothing about it, we just wanna kinkshame, dehumanise the wrong minorities. NOT THE FUCKING BILLIONARES WHO EAT YOUR FUCKING BABIES.

but no, go ahead and berate your local gay man, be racist to folks who happened to be born in a different region, be sexist to women for existing. Go ahead.