if you had a crappy dad the rules are that you’re allowed to pick your own and i chose joe from the princess diaries
Ooooo, I also pick Joe
my dad is a giant sentient bat who cradles me in his big bat wings
todays bird
Keni

izzy's playlists!

roma★

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!
Stranger Things

shark vs the universe
dirt enthusiast
styofa doing anything

★
DEAR READER
No title available
will byers stan first human second
AnasAbdin
Three Goblin Art

Janaina Medeiros
NASA

JVL

seen from Greece
seen from United States

seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from Türkiye

seen from Italy

seen from United States
seen from Russia

seen from Iraq
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from Albania
seen from Singapore
seen from Netherlands

seen from Malaysia
seen from Greece

seen from Iraq

seen from Malaysia

seen from Singapore
seen from United States
@ilikethoseshoes
if you had a crappy dad the rules are that you’re allowed to pick your own and i chose joe from the princess diaries
Ooooo, I also pick Joe
my dad is a giant sentient bat who cradles me in his big bat wings
יוןויוןויוןויוןויוןויוןויוןויוןויוןויוןויוןוי
my post is hanging underneath some stalactites (stalactites hang down from the ceiling, and stalagmites are the ones that point up from the ground!)
one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey
Am I the man Bruce wanted me to become? Not even close. But someday soon he’ll realize… I’m exactly who he needs.
Jason Todd Birthday Week » DAY 3 — One Parental Figure : Bruce Wayne.
engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose
a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10
a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10
huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10
also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10
this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10
a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10
the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation
HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10
there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.
I’ll get my ring based on this and only this.
im really about to move into a cave and survive on stalactite water
tunisian kol nidre
μέγας γὰρ Ἅιδης ἐστὶν εὔθυνος βροτῶν ἔνερθε χθονός, δελτογράφῳ δὲ πάντ᾽ ἐπωπᾷ φρενί.
Aeschylus, Eumenides 273-275
“Hades is great, Hades calls men to reckoning / there under the ground / sees all, and cuts it deep in his recording mind.” (Lattimore translation)
I like observing people. I like looking at things.
Virginia Woolf, The Voyage Out (via wordsnquotes)