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Charlie from Scotland 25 (he/him) mostly random stuff I find funny with a bit of fandom chucked in. Aesthetic blog - pumpkins-and-stars

[ghostofava]

god i need something so bad. but what is it

[fruitpigeons]

DECEM-BIRD Day 6-Wood Pigeon

[thesmegalodon]

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

[qthewhatever]

"bigger idiots than me have done it" is a phrase I live by

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

[thesmegalodon]

i'm really glad this post got so popular, it's great to see people getting so inspired by something i came up with while debating whether or not i could put my marie calendar frozen dinner in the oven with the plastic on or not

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[serps-up]

so happy and free

[ivy-michaels]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[gallusrostromegalus]

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah

[blackmosscupcakes]

Uhhhhhh wait is this the same Etsy witch?

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk

If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightm

[shamebats]

[image ID: TikTok comment by Spedubopy: I once had a german bouncer look at my pre transition-ID and then back at me and just go "ja das ist an improvement" /end ID]

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[goth-queen]

[frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe]

i asked my husband if this is true and

[sealbrained]

[marithlizard]

[viscerate]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

[rat-counter]

i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses

1 rat 🐀

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[apostaterevolutionary]

You know, it’s important to have tragic blorbos sometimes because hey, maybe you had a bad day, maybe your job sucks so fucking much. But do you know who had a worse day? Blorbo bleebus, who’s doomed by the narrative

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down